I don't know why but that Aventura song had been on my mind lately, one of my old joints this Puerto rican chick would play that all the time. I don't give a fuck about her now but I really remember her playing that song like all day on her myspace and all that.

Astrology

Virgo Zodiac Sign
August 23 - September 22
Element: Earth
Quality: Mutable
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Symbol: Virgin
Keywords: Critical, Methodical, Helpful, Modest, Diligent

Virgo possesses a critical, modest nature. The Virgo person is extremely hardworking and conscientious and has a tendency towards perfectionism. These unassuming people are content to live in the background and may prefer a job where they work in a behind-the-scenes capacity.

They have a tendency to want to “fix” people and are often critical of loved ones. There is also a tendency to worry too much and this zodiac sign is prone to stress-related illnesses. The Virgo person expresses affection by doing things for others, rather than actual physical displays of affection.

MOVIES MOVIES

AVATAR, I NEED TO SEE IT SOMETIME SOON

Listening to Purple Rain sound track by Prince right now. WHEN DOVES CRY AND PURPLE RAIN ARE JUST AWESOME.

I really like the Jason Derulo song "Watcha say" I think his name will not be on anyone's lips in the next 4 to 5 months but right now I just really like the track.

It is what it is

If you are Virgo:
You appreciate honesty in your relationships. You like to dominate your relationships. You take great care of the person you fall in love with. The commitment level you show is very high in your relationships. You tend to be a slow, sweet lover. You know how to make your partner feel very special. Loyalty is extremely important to you in a relationship. You do not like public display of affection. You like to get mushy at times. You are protective about your relationships and do not like taking risks.

#Random

#wecantdate If u like vagina for 29 days and only one day a month for the penis

#nowplaying I just saw the new Clipse video "Popular Demand" today, it was really good
about 23 hours ago from web

Listening to SLOW JAMS right now: #JODECI - Freakin' You
9:40 PM Dec 22nd from web

@MsAustinTaylor Cool I am a Virgo, but I get along really well with Aquarius
9:39 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to MsAustinTaylor

Listening to #Calle13 song ATREVETE right now
9:37 PM Dec 22nd from web

#ITSAlwaysunny I am now the DAYMAN
7:31 AM Dec 22nd from web

#iTSAlwaysSunny The Nightman becomes the Dayman
7:32 AM Dec 22nd from web

#THREEWORDSFORYOU JORDAN FOR THREE
10:08 PM Dec 21st from web

@oliviamunn Wow olivia you looked hotter than hot on the show today
5:35 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to oliviamunn

One thing I hate about the holidays is that it is so stressfull, emotional and physical stress added to your normal days
4:10 PM Dec 21st from web

I never felt this happy, excited and anxious at the same time since #CM Punk made his #WWE debut in August 2006.
12:46 PM Dec 21st from web

#DragMeToHell was very good but very FUCKING overrated....
5:57 PM Dec 20th from web
#omgfacts i told a girl in the club that i would lick her asshole clean
11:08 PM Dec 19th from web


@Lushedx what up. You ever go to the Croxles in the lower east side, yeah 10 cent wings are awesome.
10:07 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to Lushedx

I was shooting 3 points like Gallinari last night, Hit a three in this one kids face then just threw him on the floor and called him a bitch
10:05 PM Dec 18th from web

It is 1 AM and I did not even get drunk
10:01 PM Dec 18th from web

MTV

Yea Jersey Shore is like the best new show on MTV. My twitter is always gonna be lit up on thurs nights wit JERSEY SHORE quotes

"DON'T LET THE SPIKEY HAIR FOOL YOU, I AM NOT A BITCH!!"

hey hey

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Who

Remember when I dove into the crowd and I got a bloody knee.Yeah Bam Bam Bigelow got a taste of what was the come. The popularity of a legend just skyrocketed. Remember when Jeff Hardy got his teeth kicked in more ways than Sunday. The start of what would be "THE INVASION". Remember also when Shane Douglas (that dickhead) and Bigelow ended up raping Me and Sabu at Cyberslam. Who am I?????

What???? Even better, seeing her naked.

I feel like the holidays is just the most stressful time. I am not even shopping for many people well this year in particular but I feel stressed out. I have stomach cramps from I guess eating more than I should. I need to just get a little more relaxed by going through old routines that I help myself relax. 2010 has alot of new stuff on the table. I wanna get back to playing more basketball and just tryin to enjoy life even more. Also, save more money, not spend so much on meaningless stuff.

so here it is, my rant on Tiger Woods

#Tiger #Tiger #Tiger #Tiger #Tiger #Tiger #Tiger #Tiger #Tiger Woods, Ya'll, Its all good Ya'll. #TigerWoods Ya'll its all good YA'LL.
-I mean what can I say, I don't find this that glamorous that he stepped out on his wife with all these different women. I guess it is true everyone has some skeletons in their closet but he must've done something right keeping it quiet for this long. I mean the first chick Rachael was about the only one that is really hot. The 4th misstress from the waffle house is butt ugly, with that red hair -She has a real fucking frumpy look. This latest count as of this morning 12/15 is 14 women accusing of a relationship with Tiger. The porn star Holly or whatever, I guess she is alright but not enough tits and ass for a man like myself, she is just very average to me. She really blew up his spot admitting that she dealt with him in May of 2009 but no one would believe a fucking porn star. Her friends probably just thought oh she is drunk and High right now, saying she just slept with THE Tiger Woods, that golfer dude. I don't know what else to say. I think he is really screwed now because is not able to go back to theses women either and get some more of the extra good loving, the media is all over their asses now too. Tiger I think you should just divorce your wife in about 5 months, get back to golf, try to live past this.

All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom - Tiger must've said this phrase often

He could've just used the excuse: Her vagina and my wiener were fighting. I was just about to break it up.

I don't know what to say. I have been known to make out with alot of chicks at bars and stuff. So the developments of the past couple of weeks got me thinking, when was the last time I actually made out with a chick when my head was not fucked up. This situation gets even stranger because even the last girl I had sex with I really was not into kissing her at all. We just did our business, I made no effort to kiss her and we just got on to the fucking. Anyway, I really have been trying to think back of some of the best kisses I can remember over the years. It is funny to think that in the past few years, I really have made out with all these sluts at bars.

why

yea Why does Kevin Nash look like he is 90 years old now in TNA wrestling. I mean shit he must be almost 50 but he really looks bad. I only watch tna for the knockout. I like Hamada and she got a real wild style to her. She may not be the prettiest but she is ok looking

Beautiful ass

Have you ever seen someone guy/girl with something like unbelieveably pretty eyes on the subway and say man, I think if we hooked up, our baby would look so fucking dope.

: That happened to me today, I talked to the fucking hottest german woman ever on the train. She had some pretty ass eyes. I wanted to tell her "HAVE A BABY BY ME BABY, YOU WON'T BE A MILLIONAIRE". Yeah man fucking german chick, she wasn't too thick, but so pretty in the face and eyes, she looked like she could've been a little mixed with black too. She was leaving town on sat to go back to her homeland though, so no baby making for me.

In a crowd

I should've dressed as Michael Jackson from Billie Jean for this past Halloween, how did i miss out on that opportunity

oh

-oh shit, I missed the Cool Kids show at Webster Hall last night, those fuckers didn't get on the stage till 1:45 (not last night but last friday night)


Tweets from the past week:

-#Pacquiao vs #Cotto, watching all the pre fight bullshit
5:57 PM Nov 14th from web

-@GEEKBURGER12 Go get some white castle, use those coupons
5:52 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to GEEKBURGER12

-#ThingsHatersSay Thats why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
10:21 AM Nov 14th from web

-TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. Hahaha
8:45 PM Nov 12th from web

-i lik tha girl an no want her in tha sleep bed i hav until i kno her more
8:58 PM Nov 12th from web

-she hav to kis miem were i peez
8:59 PM Nov 12th from web

-@Katsuni Yeah Grecco did a great job, I have not actually been the museum yet either but maybe check the place this saturday.
7:37 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to Katsuni

-@Katsuni thanks fr responding. any of your fans recognize you, lol....Seeing you and Jules Jordan in scenes are pretty magical, hot stuff!!
5:57 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to Katsuni

-Korean girls iz mad hot
9:16 PM Nov 9th from web

-#Californication, Surfer Girl was hot, I would've fucked her for round 2 Hank Moody
6:53 PM Nov 9th from web

-What you two have discovered today is what is most commonly called a GLORY HOLE.
7:29 PM Nov 8th from web

-I don't know why but I feel alot more energy these days, I don't know if I gained some demon powers on Halloween or I some how fell in love
7:18 PM Nov 8th from web

-Grabbing ass is definitely sniffing coke for me
10:54 AM Nov 8th from web

haha

#shoutouttues Sometimes you try to go eat that pussy and some bitch just doesn't like to take a frequent shower.

Oh Eme Geeeeeee

I just ate the best Chicken Salad Sandwich today, I seriously almost caught a hard on. It was that good, Strong like bull, well almost


-Random rANDom Superstar facts

Name: Jordan
Birthday: September 13
Birthplace: Brooklyn, Brooklyn
Current location: My chair
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6 feet
Right handed or Left Handed: Right
Your heritage: African American, some European and Native American from the parents and grandparents family tree.
Shoes you wore today: My brown Diesel shoes that are getting worn out really fast.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sicilian with Spinach from Nick's pizza or Gino's Pizzeria in Queens.
Goal you would like to acheive this year: have a threesome or sex with two different women in the same day.
Single or Group dates: Single
Your bedtime: WHENEVER, MOSTLY after 1 am
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is awesome, LOVE IT. especially out of the can
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you swear: Somewhat but not too excessive
Do you believe in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get along with your parents: Sure, I do.
In the past month, have you gone on a date?: Wait, have I. Nope, I guess not.
In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Fuck no i haven't
In the past month, have you had White Castle: Believe it or not, only once. Maybe I go back tomorrow.
In the past month, have you stolen anything: not that I can remember.
What country would you most like to visit: Spain or Japan, most definitely
Number of tattoos: None right now, but I wanna get 2 or 4. I love fucking chicks with tattoos though.
In a girl what is your favorite height: Tall and thick, or short and a little bit overweight.
Favorite hair color: Brown
Do you sing: Yeah I think I am a decent fucking singer. I have written two songs in the past.

Ugh

Sometimes I really feel like I don't get much done on sundays at all. I have been off now for the past few sundays but it is like I wanna go to the city and chill but it is such a bitch travelling on the trains. U have the choice or shuttle bus through brooklyn or super slow local trains and other ways to rape your commute. I of course have to do this on the saturdays that I work but that is cause I have to. I kinda want to go out and just bug out on more sundays in the future.Of course there are things that you can just get done during the day on a sunday but whatever you know sometimes just wanna spend the whole day out doing this and that.

So, last night for Halloween. I didn't really dress up but ended up in that crazy part of town by 14th street after work. I can just say they don't call it devil's night for nothin, last year's parade was way better though.

Comics2Film at Mania.com spoke exclusively to producer Stephen L'Heureux of Solipsist Films who gave us the scoop on his slate of many comic-based films. Among them are two projects in orbit around comics creator and filmmaker Frank Miller: the 'Sin City' franchise and an adaptation of Miller's 'Hard Boiled'.

L'Heureux confirmed for us that the long-awaited sequel 'Sin City 2' will go into production in the second half of 2010. Unlike the first movie, which used the graphic novels as both screenplay and story boards, the sequel will be based on an original script by Miller. As with the original, Miller will co-direct with Robert Rodriguez.

The producer also told us that Miller is hard at work on the screenplay for 'Hard Boiled', based on his comic series from Dark Horse from the early 1990s. Miller is attached to direct that feature.

The ultra-violent comic featured a troubled tax collector named Nixon who slowly begins to realize that his life is nothing like what it seems and he is some kind of robot doing the bidding of a shadowy organization. The book was printed in an oversize format to accommodate the intricately detailed artwork of co-creator Geoff Darrow.

However, L'Heureux told us 'Hard Boiled' is still in the early stages.

"We're still developing it. We got the project in turnaround from Warner Bros and Frank. It's such a pleasure to work with someone like Frank Miller. He's so smart and passionate about story at all levels from 1940s noir pulp to modern film," L'Heureux said.

So when can fans expect to see the movie? The producer said it all comes down to scheduling Miller's time.

"With 'Sin City' just on the horizon I don't think we'd be able to do it with Frank right away. As simple as 'Sin City' seems, it's a very complex scheduling with all these actors and it's a very demanding shoot to be on a sound stage all day long," L'Heureux told us. "We have to space it for Frank. There's also talk, of course, of 'Sin City 3'."

What do you think, Maniacs? Are you ready to see a balding cyborg kick in the grill of a vintage car as it's trying to run him down?

Netflix Members look for me

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--Anyone ever try a $30.00 salad.

Out Trick O Treatin with the Geto Boys tonight

This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin
Robbin little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back, and he was right before our face

ok

So I went to Prosperity Dumpling on Eldridge tonight after work and had the bes fucking Hot and Sour Soup on the planet (ok, not the best but it hit the spot tonight). I also had 10 dumplings pan fried ones, only spent $3.00 total. How fuckin boss is that'

The F train: Prospect Park and 7th Ave, the Q/B Train Parkside




On the 1st Ave westbound L stop I saw a woman hike her skirt up to her waist and piss standing up. Splashed everywhere, including her. Not sure if she was a hippie

Al Fresco, I am as surprised as you are

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."



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Copyright 2003 The Associated Press.

Bored, Bored, Bored.....I can't believe Kimbo Slice got beat that badly on The Ultimate Fighter. He really has not learned anything new yet

wow

Yeah, wow. Mets really keep losing. I mean it is sad. This season is not even worth watching on tv.

Boredom

Good Deed I did today: Helped an old lady walk to church. She could barely walk and I practically carried her for 5+ blocks ...


Twilight Zone moment of the day: I had a moment today where I tried to think of alot of women I made out with in the past and why my first real girlfriend became such a whore after she was with me.

Moment of poor judgement: Woke up really early for no real reason and watched some really bad unentertaining porn today

Moment of good judgement: I went to Walbaums and got a chicken roaster that will last me for days and also got a free tossed salad out of it.

Kelly Clarkson, please don't lose that butt

*I like that ass!!! She is not fat, just a thick southern girl.


The original 'American Idol' knows she's got a substantial tush, and she's more than okay with it. Kelly Clarkson admits to Now magazine, "I'm a fan of my butt." The 'I Do Not Hook Up' singer says, "I totally have no chest, I'm all butt. Ever since I was a kid I've had a bubble butt - I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, 'Oh my gosh, look at that butt!" In a good way!'"

OH man

I missed that event last night at Webster Hall, Lucha VaVoom. It was a burlesque and mexican luchador style wrestling event. I bet it was fun.

NBA Drafts from 1989 and 1993 First Round Picks

1989 Draft

1) Pervis Ellison · Danny Ferry · Sean Elliott · Glen Rice · J. R. Reid · Stacey King · George McCloud · Randy White · Tom Hammonds · Pooh Richardson · Nick Anderson · Mookie Blaylock · Mike Smith · Tim Hardaway · Todd Lichti · Dana Barros · Shawn Kemp · B. J. Armstrong · Kenny Payne · Jeff Sanders · Blue Edwards · Byron Irvin · Roy Marble · Anthony Cook · John Morton · Vlade Divac · Kenny Battle


1993 NBA Draft

1) Chris Webber · Shawn Bradley · Anfernee Hardaway (traded for Webber to Orlando) · Jamal Mashburn · Isaiah Rider · Calbert Cheaney · Bobby Hurley · Vin Baker · Rodney Rogers · Lindsey Hunter · Allan Houston · George Lynch · Terry Dehere · Scott Haskin · Doug Edwards · Rex Walters · Greg Graham · Luther Wright · Acie Earl · Scott Burrell · James Robinson · Chris Mills · Ervin Johnson · Sam Cassell · Corie Blount · Geert Hammink · Malcolm Mackey

*wow who was the biggest NBA BUST out of this 1993 draft, probably Geert Hammink, only 14 career games in NBA as a player.

Hey Hey

Give it up for the Dallas Cowboys. 0-2 to start the season with that 1 billion, 150 Million dollar stadium.

EPIC FAIIIIIIIIIIIIL

It is funny though.....Keyboard cat shows up again.

Happy Birthday to other famous September 13ths

I just found out some other famous people that share the same b-day: Fiona Apple (I already knew about), Bela Karolyi (Gymnastics coach), Michael Johnson (American sprinter), Also original Hershey chocolate maker in (1857), Jacqueline Bisset, British-American actress (Airport, Bullitt, Choices, Class) was born on the 13th, wow Nell Carter from Gimme a Break, (Also, did not know this) Stephen (Steve) Andrew Perkins (Jane's Addiction and Porno for Pyros) was born on September 13, 1967. Ben Savage from Boy Meets World, born in 1980. And Professional Wrestler Angelina Love, formerly of TNA just recently (I love her butt, it is a nice white canadian sort of thick butt)

algun chica con quien platicar

una mujer de nueva york.........

I am not sure of what to do for the weekend for celebration (its the celebration bitches, ITs Your birthday, no BITCH, ITS MY BIRTHDAY)

I would say a strip club but I dunno Mount vernon is kinda crazy these days, I love Sues but there are mad shootouts over there, even the hardcore NIGGAS told me go to another strip club. Well sunday I will be out all day, going to manhattan, dinner and a broadway something I guess. We''ll see maybe just dinner sat, strip club next time.

Random Youtubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-LvWKwh2U&feature=player_embedded

I approve this message

Fuck Jay Z and fuck Ticketmaster. how can this arena with 19,000 seats be out in mins? All there are are fucking scalpers that got the tix. I already saw someone on twitter saying he got seats but only if ladies give him head, so you can direct message him if you really wanna go.

Um what the fuck is this

How did I not know about this game?

Rocky

I defeated Ivan Drago in the game Rocky for the Sega Master System, you must over qualify during the three training sessions before each match.
1. Punching Bag Training: Score at least 85 (maximum punching power)
2. Speed Bag Training: Achieve 7 hits per second (maximum punching speed)

I just beat that motherfucker, holy buckets. I could not do it as a kid no matter how I focused. Now in fucking 2009 I got the win on sega master system emulator on computer

Facebook makes you find old friends, chat, then makes you realize why you lost contact initially, only to lose it again!

*I did find this one girl recently from junior high that I would like to really talk to again. She is mad far away though, lets see how this goes.

I know the entire Hollywood film industry is hurting right now

...But on the other hand the product that the business has been giving us is less than satisfactory. I used to see many, many more movies in the theaters back then. Most I would pay standard admissions or early matinee prices but also there are many screenings for free movies that can be attained if you look in the right places.
*If I can remember correctly, in 2004 I saw 42 movies in the theater. Mostly busy with also hanging out and work that is still ALOT of time in the movie theaters. In 2005, however the number ended up being something like 61 movies. Like I said some were free screening, some were from movie passes, not all full paid admissions. Now in 2009, I know I am so far no where near those numbers but it is because the product is not as good right now. Also, $12.50 is a whole fucking lot to pay for a movie. On average I hear most very famous movie critics like Richard Roeper and STuff seeing about 300 to 400 movies a year. (Yes that is their job but Jeez that is alot of fucking movies to see in a 52 week year minus holidays and vacations)

Tweet Tweet

I wonder what Merriman was thinking, the season is about to start.

but also I think Shawn Merriman did plan this maybe for sometime. Choking and threating to not let the girlfriend leave. I usually don't condone violence against women 96% of the time, but this is that 4% instance.

Anal

This kinda sucks I didn't see a rainbow this summer at all (Usually see at least one) I also didn't see any people having sex in public this year (sometimes you see it at a club or on the subway, ya never know). I guess I am a perv, I like to see other people fuck I get excited like Senator Palpatine from Star Wars when he was talking to Anakin.---I feel your anger, It gives you focus----

lol

Some girl just sent me a message that I should do this for this weekend:
smoke a free blunt lol and then bang her brains out lol and make sure u wear a rubber never know what bitches could have

*I tell you I do miss,An existence where none of my friends were in the Marines, pregnant, married, or dead.

i never knew unwashed vag could smell like beef, burnt popcorn, or CURRY.

*that is kind of like sometimes if you are waiting too long in a Wendy's or something and you hear the co-workers talking about some nasty shit like how one shorty was working the past three days and hanging out the entire previous night and she did not have time to even wash her coochie but yet she is the one touching your burger.

*What makes someone a New Yorker?
I think it is pushing someone out of the way when you are running for a train and not feeling bad about it.


*What was the worst thing you ever did?
i guess the worst thing i ever did was secretly taping the audio of my friend losing his virginity to a prostitute.

1/13/93

I got a secret admirer. I know it is not Nadine or Susan. I have no idea if her chest is booming with a nice face or butt. Susan did look good today. My secret admirer knows Susan. Nadine looks good also. Cynthia Perez is hot but I am going to put her on the side for now. They say she is popular. I want to meet my secret admirer! Who is my secret admirer? I felt so stupid just standing there watching Cynthia fight. Sean betta not mess with my Cindy again or I will beat the shit out of him. When she had my other friend's scarf in her bra I should've reached in and felt her tits, then gotten the scarf. They are advising me about forgetting about her!
I think I still have not gotten over Susan. Yesterday she looked scorching hot!
Notes: I want to see the Royal Rumble. I don't know if I can. If not I go to the comic convention of JJC. I haven't got any comics in a while. I want Amazing Spiderman # 375 and Punshier # 75.

My Movie Radar List

I saw a few movies or more than a few this summer but still did not hit the theaters hard like in the past. This is a list of what I thought I missed or what little I have to look forward to in september/OCT:

Radar
-Public Enemies (released in July, missed it in theaters)
-Terminator Salvation (I wanted to see this but guess just didn't find the time, even though I didn't really hear anything good about this one)
-The Ugly Truth (I am not a viewer of chick flicks type of guy but for some reason this movie looked actually watchable. I guess I'll netflix this whenever)
-Land of the Lost (I actually was intent on seein this but just didn't wanna spend $12.50 of my hard earned money but will gladly netflix it when the time is right)
-Crank 2:High Voltage (it looks cheezy but I gotta see this)
-Sin Nombre (About to be released on DVD this tuesday, don't know how I missed it during its theater run. It was on a few people's top movies released in 2009 already)
-Crips and Bloods: Made in America (this came out in 2008, I wanted to see it so I guess I will in a week or two)
-Up (This may still be in some theaters in 3-D but at this point I might as well wait for DVD)
-I love you Beth Cooper (I somehow wanna see this, I mean it looks bad though)
-Ninja Assassin (Just saw trailer and it looks good, Coming soon)
-Zombieland (Looks cool, trailer is definitely not bad)
-Gamer(it looks watchable, maybe not great but I'd give it a go)
-Jennifer's Body (Megan Fox is just so HOTTTTT, I may have to see this one)

Weirdest Celebrity sightings you've had while hanging out

have actually met alot of Celebrities out and about in New York. The weirdest would probably be seeing Uma Thurman at a 4PM or so showing of Kill Bill Vol. 1 on the first day it came out on 42nd AMC. It was just odd to me that she goes there first day with Ethan Hawke (btw). Maybe just to see crowd reaction. Surprisingly enough alot of people did not even recognize her or go up to her. To make it even more weird my friend that I went with actually knew her. He knew her from years and years ago, before she was famous, yeah so at least I got to talk to her really quickly before the movie started. My other first thought was did she really actually pay admission just to see herself on the screen (lol).

% also loved meeting Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls. She actually was going to give me a hug but I just didn't feel like moving, getting out of my seat. There was a guy behind me that pretty much climbed over me just to touch her. She is fucking hot but I was just lazy or tired I guess.

meeting Mike Tyson

Wow, this line is classic.....Never mess with a dude that says "I'll fuck you 'til you love me, f@gg*t!"

speakin of

I hear there is an ODB documentary coming out November 15th. I look forward to checking that out. It is called "Dirty".

what what

Shamedadadid on you
when you stepped through to
the Old Dirty Bastard,
BrookLYYYYN Zoo

I think I am going to start dating bigger women now. I feel my shallowness is behind me. I am looking for more size like 36b 33 inch waist hips 39 inches, haha.

Episode 3

I was watching Star Wars Episode 3 again last night. I actually liked the more overall just had to deal with Hayden's whiney bitch like voice sometimes. I think he was a bad choice for that role but him and Natalie Portman looked like they had great on screen chemistry. I loved when Grevious fought Kenobi near the middle and he was like "You fool, I have been trained in your Jedi Arts by Count Dooku" His movements were so unconventional that was cool.

Netflix is an online service that allows you to “get DVDs by mail plus instantly watch movies… & TV episodes… online on your PC or Mac or streamed instantly from Netflix over the Internet right to your TV via a Netflix ready device.” It wasn’t long ago that heading to the movie rental store was part of a Friday night ritual.
Yeah I like Netflix and I am in the 4 movies out at a time plan but it is kinda pricey. It is at $26.00 I believe, so I try to bang out a movie one after the other but now I get way too tired of rushing through a movie.

oh wow, Photon

Oh wow, Photon! I loved the show as a kid. Photon was created in 1984 by George Carter III in Dallas, Texas. By 1987, there were more 45 Photon Areas coas to coast. Sadly, I never got to go to the real PHOTON center. I did have the equipment and it once got confiscated at an airport when my cousin and I had many waterguns and other gun related items. I was like c'mon this stuff is see through "why take this away from us". I used to wake up way early to see Photon. I think it actually was on tv in NY about 6:30 am. I also recently saw the first episode again on Youtube. I believe that is all that is available on the net though, just first episode. I wanna see some more episodes. I feel like I tried crack or something when I was a kid, how did I like this show so much..

I feel so sick now. I feel like I just got hit with a car door in an ECW Extreme Rules match after just getting hit with the Killswitch Engaged. Today was like the worst day ever/ Customers were all being a pain in the ass today and it was one of those no wonder it is a full moon today.

Adios Motherfucker

It would take 9 Long Island Iced Teas to kill me

Created by Bar Stools

watching MTV Tres

Oh fuck, my wifey Shakira has a new video and I am watching the making of right now. I'm saying what is she wearing she is almost naked.

R.I.P Once again to Michael Jackson: The Man, The Myth, The Legend...The Icon.

TNA

How about that Jeff Jarrett actually sneaking off and fucking Kurt Angle's ex wife for real. No storyline here, or at least being the major reason the couple actually got divorced. How is that for drama?

90's Hotties

VH1 or one of these channels is just talking about sexpots from the 1990's.
-Oh man, yeah seeing Kelly Bundy again was great. She was the hottest slut back then and slutty girls like that were not really in. She just wore the skimpiest clothes and was the super dumb blond on "Married with Children". Guys of all ages just wanted to fuck her.
-Oh shit, Cindy Crawford too was unbelieveable. Everyone loved that she was the sport illustrated girl. Then she ended up finally in movies like "Fair Game" which was not even good but finally the public got to see the famous nude scene we had been waiting for.
-Of Course, Pamela Anderson from "Baywatch" was the most fucked chick of the 90's. Seriously, everyone seemed to love her too.
-For the ladies, I remember they were obsessed with Brad Pitt and Marky Mark from that era.

Yo Joe!!!!!

WHEN THE BOMBACLOT DID THEY COME OUT WITH A GI JOE VIDEO GAME FROM KONAMI.I DON'T REMEMBER THAT SHIT AT ALL FROM 1992. I JUST SAW IT ON EMULATOR, NO CLUE MAN. I MUST'VE SMOKED TOO MUCH WEED WITH EMBALMING FLUID BACK IN 92. I REMEMBER THIS GAME IN NO FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE.

Frat

I kinda wish I was in a fraternity at some point. I would've been cool to roll with a big crew. I probably would've gotten a cool nickname like Dirty Asshole as well.

I gotta stop watching "The Soup" sometimes this show fucking has me dying sometimes. Shit is so funny. I laugh too hard.

In most cases do guys really prefer girls that wear thongs or regular panties. I kinda like a girl with the thong but sometimes I get disappointed that there is nothing left to the imagination. I can sort of see myself seeing the girl from behind(in the naked sense) when I get a good side view seeing alot I guess when she is sitting down. It is like around my way here in Queens. There is a woman I see on the train almost once a week and now that is hot she wears very loose fitting pants and a thong apparently. She is not that hot but when we got off the same stop in most cases I know I will see a show when she walks down the stairs. I think she is from the islands maybe Guyana. Her butt is big massive kind of big but not exactly shapely but when we are walkin down the stairs together you see maybe more that 1/4 of her ass (it is like a car accident, I just can't look away) It still depends on the girl though in most cases . No nasty "granny panties" though either.

Sports Roundup 2009

-I think enough with Michael Vick already. Ok, he got out of prison but I feel he should not be allowed to play at all this season, maybe another league but not the NFL.
-NBA still has many restricted free agents not sure where they are gonna go. I feel knicks should definitely keep David Lee but Robinson can go to Europe or Portland for all I care. Ramon Sessions should give NY a shot, they could use another PG. Also, Lamar Odom should go to another team but I really don't care if you stay in LA or not. No one outside of LA gives a fuck.
-Tiger Woods, how did u miss the cut last week. Sure every now and then, you are not on your A game but damn missing the cut all together.
-In WNBA news, I am not even sure what the Liberty's record is at this point. I know it is not that good. I like watching only Phoenix to see Taurasi. I don't know if she is a lesbian or not but I would date her, seriously.
-NFL football is almost back, I am just waiting to do some fantasy football drafting. I think giants won't have such a great season this year. I will play with them and the Saints in Madden and take my chances there.

-I need to do a blog about this weird dream I had about playing in the NBA in my late 30's then somehow finding out I have a son that is just about to enter the league as well. First time I meet him is actually on the court when my team Minnesota Timberwolves play his Portland Trailblazers in just his 5th career game.

Just sayin'

I grew up in the hood. All my friends on the block in Crown Heights Nostrand avenue where I grew up sold drugs or robbed people. I did neither. I had to walk around with weapons some times just for survival but luckily never had to use them. True story on my block, all the male where I lived on where arrested at some point (drugs, weapons, rape pretty much anything). These are males aged 15 to say 21 at the time when I was 18 and serious to god I was the only one who stayed straight. I did know alot of people in gangs(Latin Kings, Bloods, wanna be Bloods) and stuff too but that was more for protection. I had to avoided getting my ass kicked as well. Only thing I really did that was hood back in the days was help people get jumped. I would be the one in the pack kicking someone when they tried to get back up when someone caught a 9 on 2 beat down (so I was no saint) but what can I say: I turned out ok. No drugs, no jail time for me. NOW that is real TALK

Today was a boring day

I need to go get laid soon seriously my dick is doing something on purpose. Pretty much just hooking up (girl or boy) Just kidding , just kidding no way to dudes.

TMZ update

I just saw the show today and they showed Hillary Duff. She looked like she had a real phat ass. I have not seen her in forever. She has a phatty. I don't know where that came from. She is not quite Whooty status but it is nice.

Speakin of dick flashing

I was told by a friend as well there seems to be alot of Dick Flashing on the ny subway system. I was aware of the other stuff going on but seems to more these days. I even had a male straight friend tell me a few months ago he got dick-flashed on an almost empty Brooklyn Bound F train (maybe the guy thought he was gay). That is some strange shit to me on the subway. There was an article on gawker about a guy who got caught flashing someone.

random response

Yeah the subways were 110 times worse in the early 90's though. I was in junior high then always saw crazy shit on the subway. There was so much groping and dick flashing then but most people were concerned about robbery to men and women at the time. That is one thing that has improved underground.

Kobe Bryant, he said he ain't gonna get dunked on!

Bars and bOnerz

I remember I met a chick from Aol a while back, she was Russian and Romainian or some shit, she looked pretty decent actually better than the pic but we did not mesh well at all. She looked good she was breaking necks from other guys but I though she was annoying as fuck. I mean she must've thought I was Raekwon the chef or something. I was not there to get her some drugs

$17,500

From YAHOO.COM


Think $60 video games are too expensive? You won't hear any argument from us, but you might from JJ Hendricks, a collector who just paid a clinically insane $17,500 for an obscure NES game from 1990.

The game in question is an ultra-rare, gold-colored version of Nintendo World Championships, a cartridge specially produced for use in a Nintendo-sponsored gaming contest. According to Wikipedia only 26 were created, and Hendricks calls it the "Holy Grail" of video game collectors.

The game itself has a time limit of just 6 minutes and 21 seconds and consists of three short segments from other NES games: Super Mario Bros., Tetris, and Rad Racer. Players are scored according to their performance in each game, and their scores are totaled once the time limit expires. Doesn't sound too riveting to us, but then somehow we doubt Hendricks is in it for the gameplay.

And while $17,500 might seem a bit much for a collection of ones and zeroes, Hendricks actually got a bargain: the game was originally listed on eBay for a cool $25,000.

I have been such a butt man all these years

I think I am finally starting to appreciate the boobies man.For some reason, who knows I can never tell a breast size like some guys. Some guys are really professionals. They can name drop with the best of them. I can look and be like damn I can't tell if those are 34B or 36 small c. I am just not a good guy at guessing the sizes of a woman's breast. I mean they were always there but I have been such a butt man I truely now notice them alot more now. I am still a Grade A professional Ass man (I can smack it, grab it, massage it, rub it, kiss it, lick it, bite it, and get lost inside of it.). Boy, times are a changin'.

I wanna sing some Karaoke soon

Paint it Black, Blue Monday, Yellow Submarine, any random Michael Jackson song

I have alway meant to go to one of these

IN CENTRAL PARK FREE tickets to Shakespeare in the Park are distributed on the day of the performance beginning at 1PM at The Delacorte Theater in Central Park. The closest entrances to the Delacorte are at 81st Street and Central Park West or 79th Street and Fifth Avenue. There is a limit of 2 tickets per person. Please check back in late-May for more information!

^Maybe next Sat the 11th I wake my ass up at the crack of fucking sunrise.

This was one of my favorite players when he was with the Knicks

Lee Nailon (born February 22, 1975 in South Bend, Indiana) is an American professional basketball player. Nailon was a graduate of South Bend Clay High School, where he led his basketball team to the 1994 State Championship.

After an all-conference career at Texas Christian University, Nailon was a second round (43rd overall) pick of the Charlotte Hornets in the 1999 NBA Draft. He has played for the Hornets (in separate stints for both Charlotte and New Orleans franchises in 2000-02 and 2004-05 respectively), the New York Knicks (2002-03), Atlanta Hawks (2003-04), Orlando Magic (2003-04), Cleveland Cavaliers (2003-04) and Philadelphia 76ers (2005-06). He holds NBA career averages of 8.6 points and 3.1 rebounds per game. His international experience includes playing for Adecco Milano in Italy (1999-2000), Bnei HaSharon in Israel (2006-2007), Lokomotiv Novosybirsk in Russia, and Al-Riyadi in Lebanon.

In the 2006-07 season, Nailon led Bnei Hasharon to the Israeli Cup final, shocking the everlasting champions, Maccabi Tel Aviv, in the semifinal (eventually losing to Hapoel Jerusalem in the final).

^I think he should have stayed in the NBA.

so I still did it

I played the free metrocard game again: got about 9 cards at Grand Central Terminal and out of those 9 cards, 8 of them had money on it. Got $13.90 out of the deal. I am still shocked people throw away cards with $2.00 on them and such. Sometimes this is what I am saying, these are the cards on the metrocard reader, right on the top with money still on them. I must be taking away money from all the hustlers that wait around these stations for the metrocards.

Why am I up at 5 Am

I just kinda passed out a midnight, now I just wanted to check up on some stuff on my Twitter and the I'm not a playa, I just Yelp alot site.

whats new I really like this song for some reason

Close to fucking, but not that close

Lol, I tell you what. I met the hottest lesbian tuesday.I mean seriously I think I fell in love. I only talked to this woman once before but had a feeling she like women. She came in the store looking at some shoes. We were talking bullshit and everything but she was just so hot. She was from Brazil and just bent over every chance she got showing me that ass crack. I was like man, I can help you out if you wanna check out the man side of things. I know some grade A butt from Brazil when I see it. I was thinking more like I am the 19 Year old Mike Tyson knocking out all these late 20's and thirty year old motherfuckers and turn them back into rookies. Would've shown her she could be a rookie again with my cock.

*So I started playing this new game called the Free Metrocard game:

I heard from someone on another site this statement
"Curious. This morning I checked how much I had left on my Card. As always, there were a few abandoned cards on top of the metro-card reader. I swiped one of them, and BINGO....$4.05 left over"

I was like what I am gonna start picking up some cards near and not near a subway station and see what happens. So in the past two weeks I picked up about 90 cards or so and the total $40.83. Out of most of the cards the highest value was $9.00, some had $8.00 on them, and many had $1.00 or $1.80. We are in a recession why are so many people just throwing away metrocards with money on them. About two months ago I found an unlimited X-Press bus card that had 6 out of 7 days left on it so that was cool. Normal price for that was $41.00 a week. I enjoyed taking Express Bus for free. Oh yeah, I did have another seven metrocards I found that had stuff on them.
7 Cards: ended up with one card with $2.00 on it, one with $4.00, one with 5 cents, one with 3.50, one with $1.50, one expired week and one with 0.00. So GRAND TOTAL of free money: $51.88. I used to think only homeless people picked up metrocards and stuff but I am tired of picking them up at least for this week.

no short story yet

My entrance story to the world of Mixed Martial Arts can wait,
I will just show my youtube video here, go to about 2:00 min to get the interviews well that is the point I show up.

Another fucking rainy day

Wow this is some bullshit how is it raining this much in NY. I honestly can't remember a string of this many rainy days. I am at work today so it doesn't really matter. This is my break and I had to go out of my way and check some other shit on the internet so I thought I would make a post. I got a short story I wanna try to put up later. Mostly true but video game related about myself.

Nigga bridge is falling down

I think this fits me better than me and jack:

Yo, yo Its just me and Paco, the Puerto Rican Vagina Finda.

Point # 2 of the day, this was the best Tuesday I have had in a while.
Point #3 of the day, I really love Curry Goat. I had not had it that much recently but damn whenever I go to the Bx now. I get me some!!!

Point #4 :face down, ass up
that's the way we like to fuck

This is it. finally off on a Sunday. I will be going to a BBQ later today and also gonna stop by the PR parade soon. See whats going on over there.

overload-----Faux vs Real

Ok not much to really report.Actually first, has anyone tried the Yuca Bar and Restaurant? Looks interesting on Avenue A in the city. I just had some extra time in the day so I felt like writing. I have been trying to watch more TMZ lately on Tv, it is funny I really don't like reality tv but love watching this shit. They had Jodi Sweedin on a few days ago (formerly of Full House) that woman has a body on herself. I mean is she even doing acting anymore. I could see her in some kind of show. She looked really hot and her boobs looked incredibly big. Megan Fox who is of course hot always seems to make to the show as well. She was just going through the airport and not even bothering to talk to the reporters from the show. I also always laugh when they interview the much older guest celebrities like Betty White and Jon Voight and stuff because it is awkward. it is like they want to talk to the cameras but not really. They say just enough I guess just to still get their name out there.
*NBA finals time again tonight. I like the Magic only to a degree I mean just enough to actually beat the Lakers and make everything right in the world. I honestly don't see that happening though. I would at least settle for Kobe Cryant to get punched in the mouth at some point durin the rest of the series. I still got beef with Kobe. We ain't friends!!!! I would punch him right in the mouth if I saw him right now.
*I was just thinking over the weird interaction of these website Myspace, Facebook, Yelp and other stuff. I remember a few months ago. I was heading to the Bronx on the 5 train. A few stops from where I get off and I look up and see this young kat maybe 18 or 19 but he looked so familiar. I am thinking hold up though I don't know that many 18 or 19 year old kids here in the Bronx. I was thinking maybe I know him from Fuse or something I was always on that show with the youg bucks but nope that wasn't it. I was WTF, how do I know this motherfucker. I probably don't know his skater/emo little ass. THEN it hits me, we both get off the train station and I see which way he was walking. I was oh shit, he is the boyfriend of one of my homegirls on Myspace. So I had never actually met him in the flesh but you know his pics are all over her page. She is older about 25 but is dating this younger guy.I just thought that was really funny interaction. I really thought I knew him but could not figure out from where then I just thought,MYSPACE that is it. Obviously I also remembered the way he was walking was the direction where the girl did live. I chilled over there before. I am sure many people have these weird moments like that you know, you could be sitting on the train and a guy next to you looks at you and says something like that "Hey, are you on my myspace page" Weird man weird, the world is fucking weird.

Aventura

Am I the only one that's extremely distraught after finding out that Aventura was in NYC last night? They were at a Best Buy, signing CDs AND a private concert at Nokia Theater.

Yeah Aventura sounds ok but I know I missed out on some of the hottest chick around. Would've been nice

Nostalgia TV when I was a kid Part 2.

Mortisha, here is my nostalgia tv moments

C.O.P.S - wow, how cool was this show!!!!!

So Alive

Oh so today was a day I was supposed to go to Jimmy Fallon show but I just didn't feel like it. hanging with these fucking tourists, ugghhhh. I do wanna see the show eventually though. It is cool to be off sometimes during the week. I love roaming around the city when it is so busy and not full of weekend tourists at least.

I went to the Nintendo World store first today. Maybe in a month or two I can get one. I guess if we get that other stimulus money coming through soon I def get it sooner than later.

Oh man, today was like National White Girl butt day. I mean it did rain later in the day but I saw some shorties with nice (I guess) daisy dukes. I saw some cheeks lets just say. I was just like fuck it is not that hot today. This one chick she had that lady gaga complex all guys were walking by going Gaga over her body (nice ass)
and all that, then they got a good look at the face and said out loud something like oh shit, horrible face. I tell you the white girls were showing off that butt today a lil more than usual in the city.

I actually wanted to see a movie today but then decided not to bother but strangely ended up at Red Lobster today to eat. I had not been there in fucking forever. Cheddar biscuits like WHOA!!!!!! It was really good though checking the spot in Times Square area.
So Nba Finals get going tomorrow, I mean the first game will defintely be cool but lets see how this series goes.


* Oh yeah on the train, this guy just looked so deranged and was looking at me. I wanted to be like "whats up motherfucker, why u keep looking at me" but seriously took a look in the guy's eyes and he was 1000% crazy. I had a Jets duffel bag but it clearly did not hit him but he just looked at me and said something like " You betta watch that bag, people out here are not in their right minds" so I was like did the bag hit you I don't know, Guess he just wanted to fuck with me. hey I know crazy and that is what he was, He gave me that cross eyed crazy eyed KURT THOMAS look. I said oh no I ain't tryin to fight this guy he might bite my ear off or something. It was just some weird shit. I mean even last week there were crazy things on the trains. I saw this I guess old black guy about 62 or so, just standing around then just yelled out something saying " I GOTTA CALL THIS BITCH". This is about 8:30 in the morning at the Broadway Junction train stop on the A train line. Then this fool just walks around the pay phone and starts pissing on him self right there on the platform. he did not pull the pants down a little or anything. Just pissed right through his jeans, I mean he did not really look homeless but who knows these days. Just that I GOTTA CALL THIS BITCH caught me off guard because he yelled it out after just standing there in silence for a while. I see other strange shit on the trains too but as an avid rider and traditional New Yorker it is really kinda, Seen it , done it, Been there, Done that. ------maybe the only thing that would surprise me is a hot midget (sorry little person) female giving a regular size guy some oral right there on the train, SHIIIIIIIIT, now that is something you don't see every day.

oh yeah here is supposed to be 5 shots for $10 unless you are Black

A group of coworkers went to The Continental after work. They let the mixed race group in, but when one of them left to make a phone call, they wouldn't let him back inside. They said it was because of how he was dressed. Then they let a guy in who was wearing an almost identical outfit. He was black. Guy they let in was white.

From the Gothamist:

"I made a bad call letting you in."

"What do you mean?"

"We have a dress code here. You have a sideways cap and baggy shorts."

At this point, I understand how clubs do what they can to control the climate at places. The rules against baseball caps and sneakers, etc. are generally to keep out a crowd they don't want. Most recently, as I waited to meet people for a newyorkers meetup that no one attended, I was told by a doorman that I could wear my cap forward or backward, not sideways, and I did so accordingly. I have no problem with rules. So I compromise and respond: "Where is your dress code written? I can remove the cap and I have a change of clothes inside."

"We can't do it. It's about a general vibe."

My eyes are fighting not to roll out of their sockets at this point. I tell the doorman I am going in to get my things. As I go inside to grab my bag and my friends, the owner GRABS me and asks me "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to get my things."

"You wait here. I'll get your friends and your things. You don't run this place."

What. The. Fuck?

My friends were both White. They apparently were wearing trendy "East Village" attire that consisted of Black jeans that stained of spilled mayo and black shirts with a patch that indicated that they worked at a restaurant that can be found in Times Square. The owner had nothing against what they were wearing, but when I repeated that I had that same exact uniform and could change into it, he repeated: "It's about the vibe. We have a regular clientele here. Once you're out, you're out. There are thousands of clubs in New York City"

As I waited on the sidelines boiling about this, I saw two other black men get ejected, one being in the group of my friends that came to meet us there. Unlike myself, he wore his complete work uniform. No cap, no sneakers, no "baggy pants." He wasn't allowed in and when asked why, the doorman gave no real reason.



***Fuck this place. The drinks are really weak anyway. I will just give them bad reviews on all sites that I am on.

The only things I miss about being in a relationship

talking,holding hands, sort of sense of belonging, cuddling,little arguments, the making up, Spooning, and rubbing a woman's toes. Oh yeah and burying my face in boobies. The kissing part not so much, I tend to make out with alot of drunk girls at bars.

I wonder if this nigga really sells drugs like he says he does

I'm twerkin birds in so we workin
I'm twerkin birds in so we workin
I'm twerkin birds in so we workin
Packin a truck stop to train a back in
We big flip jug we tote it off the
Forklift
The way my plug kick ya think he
Had a black belt
My scale so big big boy can weight
It's damn self
2000 pounds of mid I sold dat shit my
Damn self
Washer full of cash dryer full of X
Pillz
Red rag in my pocket same color my
Vette is
My number lower than a ese from texas a
Quarter mil in da mail is an investment
A sniper rifle like a soldier in the
Desert
A eagle on me boy I'm known to tote a
Desert
I sack a ounce up before I sold a
Record
He won't a brick I told him meet me by
The checkers
I sack a pound up before I sold a
Record
He want a bet I told him meet me by
The checkers

Sometimes I think differently

I was just randomly thinking today about what are most other guys perseptions of a girls weight and stuff. I don't necessarily like to call a woman fat at all. I mean there are different rules for different body types. I mean I work in a store so see all shapes and sizes on the ladies. I hear some ladies come in and say how they are fat and obese and they are a size "9" in Jeans and to me no where near heavy. I mean that is just how society is it is pretty fucked up. I dated a girl way back who was like 5'4" about 168 pounds but this girl was solid muscle. She played basketball and was on a team so she worked out with weights and stuff. I never thought she was fat and all but some other people perception of her is "oh she is just a big girl". Like I said 5'4" maybe normally that would be a girl with some extra love handles and all but in this case it was some dedicated weight training involved. I mean on the other hand there are girls that are say 5'9" and 160 pounds so the weight is more proportioned but something still doesn't look right. Not saying they are fat either but the look was just more sloppy. I mean the other woman at 5'4" is still considered Fat and a big girl by society but when the clothes come off let's say and they are both in a two piece bikini it struck me as odd like wow, this shorter girl weighs more than her but she is way hotter (in a sense). I betta stop talking before I get myself more in trouble. I like a woman of average size I would say but this is in America's standards today so meaning not a 5'5" woman that is 95 pounds soaking wet. That is the American media for you, women read these Star and people magazines and look at petite Jennifer Anniston all day long and think oh look at her i AM so fat and not looking like her. Well one thing is she has a makeup crew that really does a job on her before a photo shoot and two, everyone's body type in the world is going to be different. Guys, well some like big butts (like me), others are all about the boobs and then some like only 300 pound women.

**I have never really dated a large woman and now I think all these years I secretly did but I guess hid it just to fit in my cliques and stuff. I am now more curious than ever to be with a bigger woman, not just the sex part but the experience in general.

OH YEAH, Why do the girls with the bikini photos, pictures of their butts hanging out, big flashy boobs, photos kissing the camera, slutty clothes then ask for guys who aren't assholes?

Another thing is not all blowjobs are really good. Some women make claims they are the best at giving head, no matter what size big or small. There such a thing as a bad blowjob, some so bad you want them to stop. I had one seriously the last time I can remember. It was horrible. Another horrible thing is hearing a woman say "How much longer" when they are sucking you off. It makes it seem weird like you really despise this c'mon. As I am older now I look back and think at like age 16, or 17 Any girl that I knew gave frequent BJ's was ok in my book (not saying that I got some insane amounts) but you know some women complain about this and that. I mean getting head to most guys is very essential in a relationship. It is just a way of life. Like it or not, our human nature structure is there and that is what most men ask for from the hunny. There should be a way that a woman could be a guy just for one day to get that feeling we get as men when "they do the damn thing". LOL. You know what too all these years I don't think I honestly ever had just a handjob. It was either BJ or nothing. As far as I memory serves me. I cannot recall that.

wow, June 15th is coming faster than I thought

This day is almost finally here, I am leaving my secret society here in NY. I am ending my criminal past for good. I am turning in my ring and my book of secrets. Ny section will have to get on with out me. I have been holding it down for years me and my dude Chris been running fucking New York. The End is Nigh. Wow, all these years and it will be over.

AHHHHHHHHHHH, What the Bloodclot

Our eyes lock from across the room you down your drink while the rhythms boom, you order for me and skip the names, no need here for the silly drinking games. You down your drink Do you want one more? We can leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZZZ In my pants. JIZZZZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!

i hope I don't JIZZ too early at this party I am going to friday night.

R.I.P

Oh wow, so sorry to hear about Mike Tyson's 4 yr old daughter just passing away. What a tragic accident. I feel sorry for his entire family. I also think this is something he will never forget. How unfortunate.

I think this idea for no cars on Broadway between 42 and 47th is really stupid. I mean yeah in the summer there will be ALOT of tourists around but now to me it will be even hard to get through those set streets without the cars. I mean damn you are really gonna have to make some cuts to get around the fucking tourists in that area. I am getting pissed off already and didn't even have to go through that new zone yet. That's all, opinion over.

This guy got treated like a Ho

The girl was Chris Brown and he was Rihanna.

One of my fav games. I am still not sure about getting a 360 though.

DOC Whip Charts

Stretch Runner

1200m
Super Start, then do nothing until 880m (WP), at 600m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1400m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1020m (WP), at 600m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1600m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1040m (WP), at 650m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1700m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1150m (WP), at 700m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1800m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1170m (WP), at 700m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2000m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1250m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2100m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1340m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2200m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1340m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2400m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1380m (WP), at 800m (DP),

Fellas; grab ya dicks if you love hip hop - Ladies: rub ya clits if you love Big Poppa"



Oh man, best scene I've seen recently, some chick named Phoenix Marie getting fucked.


Oh yeah and this other chick Ricki Raxx. the most amazing woman in the world. U are seriously gorgeous, but what I like about you most is your eyes, they r mesmorizing. Perfect natural tits. Arabian roots = really fucking hot.

Sample

they took errrr jerrrbbbsss


1) (917): East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

2) 910): wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
(910): IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT

3) (917): Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
(212): Vagina

4) (614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

5) (408): carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
(415): be there in 3 mins

6) (617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

7) (901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

8) (703): maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
(859): i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

Hydra Technique= Rape Time

People you want on your side in a Bar Fight

1. Tony Jaa (Everyone gets a knee to the face)
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. Orochimaru ( Oh yeah , it is Rapetime)
4. 9 Tailed Demon Fox (If this gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes)
5. Galactus ( Oh Me Geeeee, We are all dead)

...what?

what the fuck.

then you had to fly home together?

jesus christ.

what a dick.

Snuff him!!!

Try a 5 hour layover in San Juan.

I'm surprised i SURVIVED yesterday


?!?! fuckin' cuntbag


He wants to go fuck lots of little blonde things or something. WAIT A minute, maybe I need to go fuck lots of little blonde things, that's whats up.

Most anticipated in 09/10

I really wanna check out these flicks even though this summer movie season looks weak so far in general. I absolute hate Star Trek so will not be seeing that one and X Men Origins: Wolverine was a piece of shit (storywise). I hated it.

1) Entre Les Murs, 2) The Girlfriend Experiece starring Ms.New Deepthroat Sasha Grey, 3) Sin Nombre (well it is out already but didn't get to see it), 4) Sugar, 5) Moon, 6) H2: Halloween 2, 7) Pandorum, 8) G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (this looks bad from the trailer but I wanna see it anyway, 9) All the Boys love Mandy Lane, 10) Public Enemies, 11) Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (I'll see it just for the hell of it), 12) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 13) Inglorious Bastards, 14) UP

Round 1 Fight

Guess which event took place yesterday:

a) I got tangled up with a really big doofy white guy on the subway and I gave him a forearm shiver to the face and said Fuck outta here I'm Akatsuki.
b) I told a girl who did something really disgusting to me in Manhattan that I wanna spit in her face.
c) I saw a real official Hs girl fight. These were two girls really going at it. One really pretty one and a real manly looking chick.The short one's face got turned to hamburger she kept getting hit so many times in the face. I tried to break it up show that love. I got behind the short cute one and was like calm down sweetie why these bitches beating you down.

The answer is actually A. Also, partially C. I did see a fight but I did not go in a break it up. It was over by the time I got close enough.

oH MAN, I am bored right now. I am thinking of joining the site POF. I think for the first time I kinda feel like I really need a girlfriend at this time. I mean at least especially for the summer. I mean this time last year I was just getting over that nasty cunt that fucked my head up then but last summer even I didn't have too many options as well. You know I am getting older now and meeting bird bitches off the train for a little fun here and there is just not working anymore. Myspace is fucking dead and abandoned as well and I am not really a fan of the drunk hookup bar scene well at least not here in New York.

Deadpool, Son!!!!!!!

Twentieth Century Fox has begun development on "Deadpool," an "X-Men" spinoff that will be crafted as a star vehicle for Ryan Reynolds, who played the character in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."
The character is one of the most popular in Marvel Comics' X-Men universe. Deadpool is Wade Wilson, a mercenary who, dying of cancer, submits himself to the Weapon X genetic alteration experiment and emerges as an indestructible semi-sane anti-hero. Reynolds seemed destined to play the character. In one reference in the Marvel Comics, Deadpool is described as a mix between "a Shar Pei and Ryan Reynolds."

In one of the "Easter egg" endings of "Wolverine," Deadpool is seen rising from the rubble and whispering "Shhh" to audiences.

The film will be produced by Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel.

Fox is also in the formative stages of a "Wolverine" sequel that will encompass the samurai storyline that was hinted at as Wolverine sat in a bar in Japan as the film concluded (Daily Variety, May 4).More than one option(Co) Daily Variety
Filmography, Year, Role
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I gave in, I am finally on TWITTER snitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7POJjKRzTh8

Victor: Took a charter flight on a DC-10 to London,
landed at Heathrow. Took a cab to the city center.
Don't let people lie to you, hostels are for the ugly.
I'm staying at Home House, the most beautiful hotel.
Called a friend from school who was selling hash,
but she wasn't in. Met a couple of Brits
who take me to of all places, Camden Street.
I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs,
then follow some girls with pink hair.
I wandered around trying to get laid until it started to rain,
then went back to Home House. "Ministry of Sound" is dead,
so I go to "Rem Forum," but it's "Gay Night."
I find one hetero girl and we dry-hump on the dance floor.
We cab it back to Home House, I strip her clothes off
suck her toes and we fuck. Hung out for four or five days,
met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold.
Kept missing the Changing of the Guards.
Wrote my mom a postcard I never sent, bought speed
from an Italian junkie trying to sell me a stolen bike.
Smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it.
Saw the Tate. Saw Big Ben.
Ate a lot of weird English food. It rained a lot.
It was expensive and I'm jonesing-- split for Amsterdam.
The Dutch all know English so I didn't have to speak Dutch,
which was a relief. I cruise the red light district,
visit a sex show, visit a sex museum,
smoke a lot of hash. I meet a Dutch TV actress
and we drink absinthe at a bar called "Absinthe."
The museums were cool. Lots of Van Goghs
and the Vermeers were intense. Wandered around,
bought a lot of pastries, ate some intense waffles.
Bought some coke and I cruised the red light district
I found some blonde with big tits that reminds me of Lara.
I gave her 100 guilders. In the end, she pulls me out,
I come between her tits even though I'm wearing a rubber.
We made small talk about AIDS, her Moroccan pimp and herself.
I wake to the sound of a wino singing.
It's 8:00 a.m. and hot as blazes.
I pretend to ice-skate around Central Station.
Trade songs with a Kiwi girl, then split for Paris
Wandered the Champs-Elysees, climbed the Eiffel Tower
for only seven francs-- the ticket machine was broken.
Got the hang of the Metro, took it everywhere.
Ford model party, hooked up with a model named Karina.
She chugs my cock at the Marriott, which is good.
Played billiards, went shopping I think she gave me mono.
Drove a Ferrari that belonged to the Saudi royal family.
Made out with a Dutch model in front of the Louvre.
Saw the Arc de Triomphe-- almost became road kill.
"Oakie" invites me to Dublin, I catch an Aer Lingus flight,
stay at the Morrison-- Dublin rocks like you can't imagine.
Oakenfold lets me spin some discs with him.
Irish girls are small as leprechauns.
I swap hickeys with a drunk woman after groping my abs
and calling me "Mr.LA." She strips for me
in the bathroom of the club. Sneak into the Guinness factory
and steal some stout so good my dick goes hard.
I fly to Barcelona which is a bust.
Too many fat American students, too many lame meat markets.
I dropped acid at the Sagrada Familia,
which was a trip, to say the least.
Cruise up the coast to Museo Gala Dali,
but had no more acid, which sucked.
Some girl from Canada calls me on my cell,
so I let her listen to the church bells.
Canta Cruz is beautiful but there are no girls there,
just old hippies. So I went to Switzerland
where, ironically, I couldn't find anyone with the time.
Took Glacier Express to Shiltone
which is beautiful in a way I can't describe.
EuroPass into Italy, ended up in Venice,
met a hot girl who looks like Rachel Leigh Cook,
and speaks better English than I do.
She's living for a year on only $5.00 a day.
We gondola around, buy hash. She thinks I'm a capitalist--
my room costs more for one night than her entire trip.
She doesn't mind much when I pay the bills. I ditch her
and hook up with a couple who obviously want a threesome.
Much tension, but the doofus offers to drive me to Rome,
an offer I jump at. Traffic's bad, we're stopped for hours.
The wife's a freak. The guy wigs out on me.
It's like a Polanski film. We stop in Florence,
where I see some big dome. A bomb goes off
I lose the weird couple, which is probably for the best.
Ended up in Rome, which is big and hot and dirty.
Just like LA, but with ruins. I went to the Vatican,
which is ridiculously opulent. Stood for two hours
to get into the Sistine Chapel, which now cleaned, looks fake.
I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk
into fucking each other while I jack off onto them.
Bored, I buy them some ice cream instead.
My hotel has a gym, so I work out.
I bump into some guy from Camden who says he knows me,
but I'm sure that he's a fag, so I lose him.
I try to fart and instead shit my pants.
In my room I masturbate and have a pain in my groin.
I dream about a beautiful girl, half in water,
stretching her lean body. She asks me if I like it.
I tell her she can clean fish with it.
I don't know what it means, but I wake well-rested,
masturbate in the shower, and check out.
Make my way back to London, hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
Swap shirts with some upper-crusty Cambridge chick.
Hers was an Agnes B.; mine, it cost me my Chanel.
She acts stuffy and prudish, but is really wild underneath.
She barely looks at my abs, though she wants to.
The next day I drop acid and get lost in the subway
for a full day and can't find my way out.
I meet a cute girl that lets me jack off onto her
as long as no come gets onto her Paul Smith coat.
We get stoned while listening to Michael Jackson records.
The next morning, I wake up talking to myself.
I had a big bump on my head from flailing in my sleep.
I get my stuff and barely make my plane
back to the United States. I no longer know who I am
and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
So then I ended up back here.

What the bombaclot nah, da boy de piss him panties

Whats up with you....I am just watching the movie "The Rules of Attraction" on IFC. to me it was a really cool movie not great but on a scene by scene basis it was awesome. I loved the first scene and stuff where the characters were introduced like one with Sean saying the girl has dick sucking lips and what should he do. The best scene to me was the whole END OF THE WORLD PARTY and shit and the Hilarious scene with Victor talking about his European trip. That view of a story trip montage was cinematic excellence to me. I don't know like I said one a scene by scene basis this movie is flawless but it is like a dvd u need to own but know there will be parts you need to fast forward. I also loved seeing Shannyn Sossamon and that hot piece of ass, Jessica Biel. I'm not really sure how famous this director was but I liked his vision and the BACKWARD scenes were cool but a bit too many flashbacks. The story here is seriously a big Cluster fuck but that is cool though. I suggest you see this movie if you have not already but after the first 35 mins or so start fast forwarding because it gets a bit slow. ROCK N ROLL.

What the Fuck, Black People and White People want their free chicken dAMMIIT

[UPDATE BELOW] Yesterday Oprah Winfrey thought she'd be nice and arrange for free KFC grilled chicken for everybody. Big mistake. The demand for free fowl has been so overwhelming that many people are having a dickens of a time getting their chickens because the website can't handle all the coupon downloads. This morning Grub Street compiled some of the more "heart wrenching" comments from thwarted KFC consumers on Oprah's site, such as "I'M MELTING CAN'T GET THE COUPONS PLEASE IS THERE ANOTHER WAY OF GETTING THEM ???? HUNGRY FOR THE CHIICKEN" and "Nice gesture since I am unemployed and a free dinner would have been nice. I could not download the coupon."

And now this harrowing report from the scene of a KFC on 42nd Street between Madison and Park has landed in our inbox:

I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?

More than a dozen calls placed to the KFC in question have been met with an ominous busy signal. We can only assume a riot squad is currently cracking skulls to save that last defenseless grilled chicken from the freeloading mob. Developing...

UPDATE: The photo seen here was just sent to us from our source, who returned to the KFC in question but was unable to get inside to assess the situation. We're told that "unfortunately the manager is now standing in the entrance and all of the patrons are inside since it's post-lunch rush." We can only assume it's a bloodbath in there. Still developing...


***I do hate this KFC location they always are some cheap bastards when it comes to you using coupons.

Surgical Mask count on the NY subway system that I saw on Friday = 4
Surgical Mask count on the NY subway system that I saw on Sat = 1


Swine Flu is causing too much drama, and to me people are not even wearing the right kind of masks. You gotta wear the real construction type thick joint.

I was in early tonight but now I can't sleep my allergies are killing me. Lately I have been ok though but last two days forget it. I think it is time to watch some porn at 4:09 in the AM.



I was just about to say:
Current Crush: No one that is not in the porn game but I may have just fallen in love with a woman I seen on YELP.com and she wears orange glasses and has perfect lips. 1 or two ladies on my myspace page, I am definitely fans of as well.

Things I love: 1) Texting vs calling either or most cases but textin is mostly easier. 2) goin to the movies, well actually to the theater that is. I know everyone out there is trying to bootleg this and that but some movies you just have to see live and on the big screen. I am also a huge fan of foreign movies and Indies and those are much harder to find on the bootleg scene. 3) Spinach, yeah I love it well at least on my pizza. I don't eat a ton of veggies but I do try to eat this. 4) Women, yes I love women. The way they smell (Except for the chicks that wear like the $1.00 perfume with maybe baby powder smell, shit smell horrible. I mean strippers don't even smell that bad. Stop being cheap buy some real perfume), the way they show off that cleavage every now and then, The sexy accents some different women have. I don't see nothing wrong, WITH A LITTLE BUMP AND GRIND. 5) I really have not been to clubs all that much but it was nice to be in the spots in Las Vegas. Didn't get on my grinding as much as normal though but its all good. 6) Randomness: I really like something that really surprises me as being so random. You know like if you read someone's myspace page and it catches you off guard with a feeling like wow I am intrigued, slightly aroused and still almost afraid or confused about this person after reading their profile. 7) Music: I love almost all kinds of music, well no opera unless maybe the song from hitman Avi Maria. Hip Hop is pretty weak right now but that is what Ipods are for you listen to the old school music you grew up on and love. I think It is really so cool sometimes when you see some young bucks on the train listening to their IPODS talking about oh I like that Poison shit from BBD and that Just got paid is the joint. That is cool cause these songs came out before these kids were even born and they are embrassing it because it is new to them and they are looking to the past for good music. VERY SMART YOUNG PEOPLE, VERY SMART. 8) Nerds and geeks: I think it is cool that the nerdy look is sort of seen as cool now. I was so confused in Junior High because I was such a slasher/ tweener. I was way too cool for the complete nerds but not too popular for the jocks or the really POPULAR pack and not crazy enough for the GOTHS then not ghetto enough for the Drug runners or wanna be gang members. It was confusing. I had friends in all these groups but I guess when it came to what group was I truely in it was the nerd group but like I said I went to alot of parties and stuff and messed with alot of ladies so maybe I broke the NERD COLOR barrier. I changed the way some of these girls looked at Nerds. 9) Sports: Like sports alot, love basketball watching NBA and playing especially when I get to block someone shot on defense and tell them to come stronger next time. I loved wrestling as a young buck. It is still entertainment but not the same as when I was a kid. The business has completely changed. 10) I love being me too. Just how cool I am and how Versatile I really just am.

So Nas and Kelis are getting a divorce. I kinda can't say I am surprised. They were a serious power couple in the Hollywood scene and Rap game but Kelis seems just crazy. I don't think I could've lived with her this long and Nas I am sure had been dissing her lyricly for a while but hey these things happen. She is 7 months pregnant and cited Infidelity and verbal abuse. I am sure she gave mr. Nas plenty of verbal abuse from her end too.

$5.00 for a Procrastination fee, Sick my Duck US Airways

US Airways narrowed its first-quarter loss "as some of its old fuel hedging contracts turned positive," The Associated Press reports. But the carrier also announced a new fee, saying it would charge customers an extra $5 per bag if they check luggage at the airport instead of online. As for the company's results, AP writes "if not for the improving fuel hedges, US Airways says it would have lost $260 million, or $2.28 per share. That was slightly better than the expectation of analysts surveyed by Thomson Reuters, who expected a loss of $2.38 per share on revenue of $2.5 billion." Reuters adds the airline's "loss narrowed 57% on capacity cuts and accounting gains for fuel hedge contracts related to cheaper jet fuel."

Regarding the new $5 checked-bag fee, The Wall Street Journal writes "passengers can avoid the extra $5 charge if they prepay their baggage fees by checking in online. The airline doesn't charge to check baggage for travelers with preferred status on its frequent-flier program, those flying across the Atlantic, and military personnel on active duty." Bloomberg News adds that "payments through US Airways’ Web site can be made today for flights starting July 9, Morgan Durrant, a spokesman, said in an interview. The … carrier began charging $15 to check one bag and $25 for a second last year."

Damn, I am gonna need a red bull tomorrow but I can't sleep.


On Saturday May 2nd from 12-4PM all customers get a free Tangomonium yogurt with 1 topping. Tangomonium is their new fruity/citrus-y flavor.

Red Mango, check it out. I prefer Pinkberry but free is free

WTF

They are planning a Karate Kid remake. I mean it was just the 80's. What fucking justifies a remake already. Tell these young fuckers to just rent one of these 1980's movies and catch up. C'mon with Will Smith's son Jaden as well, that is a no-go.

i AM also offended when I see all these Sonic commercials when I watch Television. I mean there are no SOnic restaurants as far as I know in NY. Oh well, whatever.

I absolutely love Khloe Kardasian. I mean Kim is hot too but damn Khloe that is a woman. She is really tall and nice and thick. Not fat but definitely not skinny.

I saw Chelsea Lately tonight and it was really funny. I usually don't watch it on the E channel but I Actually had a few laughs. Special guest was that hottie Nadine Velasquez from "My Name is Earl". I mean she is a cutie and all but she still has not really gotten her name out there in hollywood. She is a hot piece of ass. I think it nows shows she needs to start showing those tits to get a further career in the Biz.

haha. stupid Yankees you only announce that you are reducing prices of $2500 seats halfprice. That does not solve anything. I don't see much cheaper seats like in the under $40 price.

Oh man, I do like going to Dave and Buster sometimes after work to play Virtua Tennis 3. it is really relaxing I just hate running into that motherfucker Federer. He does not fuck around he just tries to beat you really quickly.

Oh yes

Kim Kardashian is in NY this week making many appearances on tv shows and stuff. Maybe I can get to see that phat ass in person this week. I actually love Khloe even more than Kim but hey maybe I can get a nice view of that big ass.Almost Stalker alert: Kim I am around, maybe see you.

What do you do if your girlfriend has been flirting alot online. Keep her or dump her.....


What the heck is a "grudge fuck"? And how do I get one???????????

TMZ re-up

Oh man, in the past few weeks I have not been watching my favorite TMZ show. I mean it is funny in general to see this celebs flip out when the camera guys catch them at the airport and stuff. Today I finally got to see it, they showed Elizabeth Hasselback getting smacked around by her kid. Octamom always seems to be making an appearance as well. I will be seeing more of the show now after missing at least 5 weeks of it. It also showed Woody Harrelson beatin up some paparrazi two weeks ago. I would probably crack a few heads myself since they really really get in your face like that.