watching MTV Tres

Oh fuck, my wifey Shakira has a new video and I am watching the making of right now. I'm saying what is she wearing she is almost naked.

R.I.P Once again to Michael Jackson: The Man, The Myth, The Legend...The Icon.

TNA

How about that Jeff Jarrett actually sneaking off and fucking Kurt Angle's ex wife for real. No storyline here, or at least being the major reason the couple actually got divorced. How is that for drama?

90's Hotties

VH1 or one of these channels is just talking about sexpots from the 1990's.
-Oh man, yeah seeing Kelly Bundy again was great. She was the hottest slut back then and slutty girls like that were not really in. She just wore the skimpiest clothes and was the super dumb blond on "Married with Children". Guys of all ages just wanted to fuck her.
-Oh shit, Cindy Crawford too was unbelieveable. Everyone loved that she was the sport illustrated girl. Then she ended up finally in movies like "Fair Game" which was not even good but finally the public got to see the famous nude scene we had been waiting for.
-Of Course, Pamela Anderson from "Baywatch" was the most fucked chick of the 90's. Seriously, everyone seemed to love her too.
-For the ladies, I remember they were obsessed with Brad Pitt and Marky Mark from that era.

Yo Joe!!!!!

WHEN THE BOMBACLOT DID THEY COME OUT WITH A GI JOE VIDEO GAME FROM KONAMI.I DON'T REMEMBER THAT SHIT AT ALL FROM 1992. I JUST SAW IT ON EMULATOR, NO CLUE MAN. I MUST'VE SMOKED TOO MUCH WEED WITH EMBALMING FLUID BACK IN 92. I REMEMBER THIS GAME IN NO FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE.

Frat

I kinda wish I was in a fraternity at some point. I would've been cool to roll with a big crew. I probably would've gotten a cool nickname like Dirty Asshole as well.

I gotta stop watching "The Soup" sometimes this show fucking has me dying sometimes. Shit is so funny. I laugh too hard.

In most cases do guys really prefer girls that wear thongs or regular panties. I kinda like a girl with the thong but sometimes I get disappointed that there is nothing left to the imagination. I can sort of see myself seeing the girl from behind(in the naked sense) when I get a good side view seeing alot I guess when she is sitting down. It is like around my way here in Queens. There is a woman I see on the train almost once a week and now that is hot she wears very loose fitting pants and a thong apparently. She is not that hot but when we got off the same stop in most cases I know I will see a show when she walks down the stairs. I think she is from the islands maybe Guyana. Her butt is big massive kind of big but not exactly shapely but when we are walkin down the stairs together you see maybe more that 1/4 of her ass (it is like a car accident, I just can't look away) It still depends on the girl though in most cases . No nasty "granny panties" though either.

Sports Roundup 2009

-I think enough with Michael Vick already. Ok, he got out of prison but I feel he should not be allowed to play at all this season, maybe another league but not the NFL.
-NBA still has many restricted free agents not sure where they are gonna go. I feel knicks should definitely keep David Lee but Robinson can go to Europe or Portland for all I care. Ramon Sessions should give NY a shot, they could use another PG. Also, Lamar Odom should go to another team but I really don't care if you stay in LA or not. No one outside of LA gives a fuck.
-Tiger Woods, how did u miss the cut last week. Sure every now and then, you are not on your A game but damn missing the cut all together.
-In WNBA news, I am not even sure what the Liberty's record is at this point. I know it is not that good. I like watching only Phoenix to see Taurasi. I don't know if she is a lesbian or not but I would date her, seriously.
-NFL football is almost back, I am just waiting to do some fantasy football drafting. I think giants won't have such a great season this year. I will play with them and the Saints in Madden and take my chances there.

-I need to do a blog about this weird dream I had about playing in the NBA in my late 30's then somehow finding out I have a son that is just about to enter the league as well. First time I meet him is actually on the court when my team Minnesota Timberwolves play his Portland Trailblazers in just his 5th career game.

Just sayin'

I grew up in the hood. All my friends on the block in Crown Heights Nostrand avenue where I grew up sold drugs or robbed people. I did neither. I had to walk around with weapons some times just for survival but luckily never had to use them. True story on my block, all the male where I lived on where arrested at some point (drugs, weapons, rape pretty much anything). These are males aged 15 to say 21 at the time when I was 18 and serious to god I was the only one who stayed straight. I did know alot of people in gangs(Latin Kings, Bloods, wanna be Bloods) and stuff too but that was more for protection. I had to avoided getting my ass kicked as well. Only thing I really did that was hood back in the days was help people get jumped. I would be the one in the pack kicking someone when they tried to get back up when someone caught a 9 on 2 beat down (so I was no saint) but what can I say: I turned out ok. No drugs, no jail time for me. NOW that is real TALK

Today was a boring day

I need to go get laid soon seriously my dick is doing something on purpose. Pretty much just hooking up (girl or boy) Just kidding , just kidding no way to dudes.

TMZ update

I just saw the show today and they showed Hillary Duff. She looked like she had a real phat ass. I have not seen her in forever. She has a phatty. I don't know where that came from. She is not quite Whooty status but it is nice.

Speakin of dick flashing

I was told by a friend as well there seems to be alot of Dick Flashing on the ny subway system. I was aware of the other stuff going on but seems to more these days. I even had a male straight friend tell me a few months ago he got dick-flashed on an almost empty Brooklyn Bound F train (maybe the guy thought he was gay). That is some strange shit to me on the subway. There was an article on gawker about a guy who got caught flashing someone.

random response

Yeah the subways were 110 times worse in the early 90's though. I was in junior high then always saw crazy shit on the subway. There was so much groping and dick flashing then but most people were concerned about robbery to men and women at the time. That is one thing that has improved underground.

Kobe Bryant, he said he ain't gonna get dunked on!

Bars and bOnerz

I remember I met a chick from Aol a while back, she was Russian and Romainian or some shit, she looked pretty decent actually better than the pic but we did not mesh well at all. She looked good she was breaking necks from other guys but I though she was annoying as fuck. I mean she must've thought I was Raekwon the chef or something. I was not there to get her some drugs

$17,500

From YAHOO.COM


Think $60 video games are too expensive? You won't hear any argument from us, but you might from JJ Hendricks, a collector who just paid a clinically insane $17,500 for an obscure NES game from 1990.

The game in question is an ultra-rare, gold-colored version of Nintendo World Championships, a cartridge specially produced for use in a Nintendo-sponsored gaming contest. According to Wikipedia only 26 were created, and Hendricks calls it the "Holy Grail" of video game collectors.

The game itself has a time limit of just 6 minutes and 21 seconds and consists of three short segments from other NES games: Super Mario Bros., Tetris, and Rad Racer. Players are scored according to their performance in each game, and their scores are totaled once the time limit expires. Doesn't sound too riveting to us, but then somehow we doubt Hendricks is in it for the gameplay.

And while $17,500 might seem a bit much for a collection of ones and zeroes, Hendricks actually got a bargain: the game was originally listed on eBay for a cool $25,000.

I have been such a butt man all these years

I think I am finally starting to appreciate the boobies man.For some reason, who knows I can never tell a breast size like some guys. Some guys are really professionals. They can name drop with the best of them. I can look and be like damn I can't tell if those are 34B or 36 small c. I am just not a good guy at guessing the sizes of a woman's breast. I mean they were always there but I have been such a butt man I truely now notice them alot more now. I am still a Grade A professional Ass man (I can smack it, grab it, massage it, rub it, kiss it, lick it, bite it, and get lost inside of it.). Boy, times are a changin'.

I wanna sing some Karaoke soon

Paint it Black, Blue Monday, Yellow Submarine, any random Michael Jackson song

I have alway meant to go to one of these

IN CENTRAL PARK FREE tickets to Shakespeare in the Park are distributed on the day of the performance beginning at 1PM at The Delacorte Theater in Central Park. The closest entrances to the Delacorte are at 81st Street and Central Park West or 79th Street and Fifth Avenue. There is a limit of 2 tickets per person. Please check back in late-May for more information!

^Maybe next Sat the 11th I wake my ass up at the crack of fucking sunrise.

This was one of my favorite players when he was with the Knicks

Lee Nailon (born February 22, 1975 in South Bend, Indiana) is an American professional basketball player. Nailon was a graduate of South Bend Clay High School, where he led his basketball team to the 1994 State Championship.

After an all-conference career at Texas Christian University, Nailon was a second round (43rd overall) pick of the Charlotte Hornets in the 1999 NBA Draft. He has played for the Hornets (in separate stints for both Charlotte and New Orleans franchises in 2000-02 and 2004-05 respectively), the New York Knicks (2002-03), Atlanta Hawks (2003-04), Orlando Magic (2003-04), Cleveland Cavaliers (2003-04) and Philadelphia 76ers (2005-06). He holds NBA career averages of 8.6 points and 3.1 rebounds per game. His international experience includes playing for Adecco Milano in Italy (1999-2000), Bnei HaSharon in Israel (2006-2007), Lokomotiv Novosybirsk in Russia, and Al-Riyadi in Lebanon.

In the 2006-07 season, Nailon led Bnei Hasharon to the Israeli Cup final, shocking the everlasting champions, Maccabi Tel Aviv, in the semifinal (eventually losing to Hapoel Jerusalem in the final).

^I think he should have stayed in the NBA.

so I still did it

I played the free metrocard game again: got about 9 cards at Grand Central Terminal and out of those 9 cards, 8 of them had money on it. Got $13.90 out of the deal. I am still shocked people throw away cards with $2.00 on them and such. Sometimes this is what I am saying, these are the cards on the metrocard reader, right on the top with money still on them. I must be taking away money from all the hustlers that wait around these stations for the metrocards.