Saturday, November 28, 2009

Beautiful ass

Have you ever seen someone guy/girl with something like unbelieveably pretty eyes on the subway and say man, I think if we hooked up, our baby would look so fucking dope.

: That happened to me today, I talked to the fucking hottest german woman ever on the train. She had some pretty ass eyes. I wanted to tell her "HAVE A BABY BY ME BABY, YOU WON'T BE A MILLIONAIRE". Yeah man fucking german chick, she wasn't too thick, but so pretty in the face and eyes, she looked like she could've been a little mixed with black too. She was leaving town on sat to go back to her homeland though, so no baby making for me.

In a crowd

I should've dressed as Michael Jackson from Billie Jean for this past Halloween, how did i miss out on that opportunity

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

oh

-oh shit, I missed the Cool Kids show at Webster Hall last night, those fuckers didn't get on the stage till 1:45 (not last night but last friday night)


Tweets from the past week:

-#Pacquiao vs #Cotto, watching all the pre fight bullshit
5:57 PM Nov 14th from web

-@GEEKBURGER12 Go get some white castle, use those coupons
5:52 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to GEEKBURGER12

-#ThingsHatersSay Thats why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
10:21 AM Nov 14th from web

-TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. Hahaha
8:45 PM Nov 12th from web

-i lik tha girl an no want her in tha sleep bed i hav until i kno her more
8:58 PM Nov 12th from web

-she hav to kis miem were i peez
8:59 PM Nov 12th from web

-@Katsuni Yeah Grecco did a great job, I have not actually been the museum yet either but maybe check the place this saturday.
7:37 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to Katsuni

-@Katsuni thanks fr responding. any of your fans recognize you, lol....Seeing you and Jules Jordan in scenes are pretty magical, hot stuff!!
5:57 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to Katsuni

-Korean girls iz mad hot
9:16 PM Nov 9th from web

-#Californication, Surfer Girl was hot, I would've fucked her for round 2 Hank Moody
6:53 PM Nov 9th from web

-What you two have discovered today is what is most commonly called a GLORY HOLE.
7:29 PM Nov 8th from web

-I don't know why but I feel alot more energy these days, I don't know if I gained some demon powers on Halloween or I some how fell in love
7:18 PM Nov 8th from web

-Grabbing ass is definitely sniffing coke for me
10:54 AM Nov 8th from web

haha

#shoutouttues Sometimes you try to go eat that pussy and some bitch just doesn't like to take a frequent shower.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Oh Eme Geeeeeee

I just ate the best Chicken Salad Sandwich today, I seriously almost caught a hard on. It was that good, Strong like bull, well almost


-Random rANDom Superstar facts

Name: Jordan
Birthday: September 13
Birthplace: Brooklyn, Brooklyn
Current location: My chair
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6 feet
Right handed or Left Handed: Right
Your heritage: African American, some European and Native American from the parents and grandparents family tree.
Shoes you wore today: My brown Diesel shoes that are getting worn out really fast.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sicilian with Spinach from Nick's pizza or Gino's Pizzeria in Queens.
Goal you would like to acheive this year: have a threesome or sex with two different women in the same day.
Single or Group dates: Single
Your bedtime: WHENEVER, MOSTLY after 1 am
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is awesome, LOVE IT. especially out of the can
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you swear: Somewhat but not too excessive
Do you believe in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get along with your parents: Sure, I do.
In the past month, have you gone on a date?: Wait, have I. Nope, I guess not.
In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Fuck no i haven't
In the past month, have you had White Castle: Believe it or not, only once. Maybe I go back tomorrow.
In the past month, have you stolen anything: not that I can remember.
What country would you most like to visit: Spain or Japan, most definitely
Number of tattoos: None right now, but I wanna get 2 or 4. I love fucking chicks with tattoos though.
In a girl what is your favorite height: Tall and thick, or short and a little bit overweight.
Favorite hair color: Brown
Do you sing: Yeah I think I am a decent fucking singer. I have written two songs in the past.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ugh

Sometimes I really feel like I don't get much done on sundays at all. I have been off now for the past few sundays but it is like I wanna go to the city and chill but it is such a bitch travelling on the trains. U have the choice or shuttle bus through brooklyn or super slow local trains and other ways to rape your commute. I of course have to do this on the saturdays that I work but that is cause I have to. I kinda want to go out and just bug out on more sundays in the future.Of course there are things that you can just get done during the day on a sunday but whatever you know sometimes just wanna spend the whole day out doing this and that.

So, last night for Halloween. I didn't really dress up but ended up in that crazy part of town by 14th street after work. I can just say they don't call it devil's night for nothin, last year's parade was way better though.
Comics2Film at Mania.com spoke exclusively to producer Stephen L'Heureux of Solipsist Films who gave us the scoop on his slate of many comic-based films. Among them are two projects in orbit around comics creator and filmmaker Frank Miller: the 'Sin City' franchise and an adaptation of Miller's 'Hard Boiled'.

L'Heureux confirmed for us that the long-awaited sequel 'Sin City 2' will go into production in the second half of 2010. Unlike the first movie, which used the graphic novels as both screenplay and story boards, the sequel will be based on an original script by Miller. As with the original, Miller will co-direct with Robert Rodriguez.

The producer also told us that Miller is hard at work on the screenplay for 'Hard Boiled', based on his comic series from Dark Horse from the early 1990s. Miller is attached to direct that feature.

The ultra-violent comic featured a troubled tax collector named Nixon who slowly begins to realize that his life is nothing like what it seems and he is some kind of robot doing the bidding of a shadowy organization. The book was printed in an oversize format to accommodate the intricately detailed artwork of co-creator Geoff Darrow.

However, L'Heureux told us 'Hard Boiled' is still in the early stages.

"We're still developing it. We got the project in turnaround from Warner Bros and Frank. It's such a pleasure to work with someone like Frank Miller. He's so smart and passionate about story at all levels from 1940s noir pulp to modern film," L'Heureux said.

So when can fans expect to see the movie? The producer said it all comes down to scheduling Miller's time.

"With 'Sin City' just on the horizon I don't think we'd be able to do it with Frank right away. As simple as 'Sin City' seems, it's a very complex scheduling with all these actors and it's a very demanding shoot to be on a sound stage all day long," L'Heureux told us. "We have to space it for Frank. There's also talk, of course, of 'Sin City 3'."

What do you think, Maniacs? Are you ready to see a balding cyborg kick in the grill of a vintage car as it's trying to run him down?

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--Anyone ever try a $30.00 salad.

Out Trick O Treatin with the Geto Boys tonight

This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin
Robbin little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back, and he was right before our face