Tuesday, December 15, 2009

so here it is, my rant on Tiger Woods

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-I mean what can I say, I don't find this that glamorous that he stepped out on his wife with all these different women. I guess it is true everyone has some skeletons in their closet but he must've done something right keeping it quiet for this long. I mean the first chick Rachael was about the only one that is really hot. The 4th misstress from the waffle house is butt ugly, with that red hair -She has a real fucking frumpy look. This latest count as of this morning 12/15 is 14 women accusing of a relationship with Tiger. The porn star Holly or whatever, I guess she is alright but not enough tits and ass for a man like myself, she is just very average to me. She really blew up his spot admitting that she dealt with him in May of 2009 but no one would believe a fucking porn star. Her friends probably just thought oh she is drunk and High right now, saying she just slept with THE Tiger Woods, that golfer dude. I don't know what else to say. I think he is really screwed now because is not able to go back to theses women either and get some more of the extra good loving, the media is all over their asses now too. Tiger I think you should just divorce your wife in about 5 months, get back to golf, try to live past this.

All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom - Tiger must've said this phrase often

He could've just used the excuse: Her vagina and my wiener were fighting. I was just about to break it up.

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