Tuesday, April 27, 2010

hello

How come some women have really different pussy?

I mean I know the inside is all pink but the outside like skin area color varies. I mean does it truely vary based on race/ ethnicity. I seen brown, pink, brown and black mixed color and cream. I know everyone body is different. I guess I never really examined the vagina that much. I am one of those " i AM JUST GONNA STICK IT IN type guys. I don't need to really see the hole I can find my way there.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

MANKIND IS DEAD! ..LADIES AND GENTLE MAN MANKIND IS DEAD!.. J.R HE HAS JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

I have not been in a real writing mood these days..

yeah women try this

Letting him watch you masturbate will markedly improve his oral sex skills. Early on, a girlfriend told me exactly how she wanted me to go down on her, but it wasn’t until she showed me what she did with her own hands that I really caught on. Which is why his asking you to play with yourself isn’t for him; it’s for you

Friday, April 9, 2010

I tell you they some real freaks on twitter: Some chicks love sayin stuff like "This girl was suckin my dick then started lickin my balls then went down some more and licked my ass dayumm"

haha,How about you give me life lessons after you suck my left nut?

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Finish this sentence for: Getting my paycheck today was like getting _______in the ______ and being told I dont have a good attitude

hey

Is it really possible for a virgin to be a whore?

I mean I guess so, she could still suck alot of dick but not let you near her hotbox

Been that, done that, messed around

I like to do different things. I'm open to trying new things as long as I enjoy the company, as long as it doesn't involve big bodies of water! I can't swim!

First date can be a nice dinner, brunch, or whatever as long as their an opportunity to just chit chat and get to know each other