Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Why am I up at 5 Am

I just kinda passed out a midnight, now I just wanted to check up on some stuff on my Twitter and the I'm not a playa, I just Yelp alot site.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Close to fucking, but not that close

Lol, I tell you what. I met the hottest lesbian tuesday.I mean seriously I think I fell in love. I only talked to this woman once before but had a feeling she like women. She came in the store looking at some shoes. We were talking bullshit and everything but she was just so hot. She was from Brazil and just bent over every chance she got showing me that ass crack. I was like man, I can help you out if you wanna check out the man side of things. I know some grade A butt from Brazil when I see it. I was thinking more like I am the 19 Year old Mike Tyson knocking out all these late 20's and thirty year old motherfuckers and turn them back into rookies. Would've shown her she could be a rookie again with my cock.

*So I started playing this new game called the Free Metrocard game:

I heard from someone on another site this statement
"Curious. This morning I checked how much I had left on my Card. As always, there were a few abandoned cards on top of the metro-card reader. I swiped one of them, and BINGO....$4.05 left over"

I was like what I am gonna start picking up some cards near and not near a subway station and see what happens. So in the past two weeks I picked up about 90 cards or so and the total $40.83. Out of most of the cards the highest value was $9.00, some had $8.00 on them, and many had $1.00 or $1.80. We are in a recession why are so many people just throwing away metrocards with money on them. About two months ago I found an unlimited X-Press bus card that had 6 out of 7 days left on it so that was cool. Normal price for that was $41.00 a week. I enjoyed taking Express Bus for free. Oh yeah, I did have another seven metrocards I found that had stuff on them.
7 Cards: ended up with one card with $2.00 on it, one with $4.00, one with 5 cents, one with 3.50, one with $1.50, one expired week and one with 0.00. So GRAND TOTAL of free money: $51.88. I used to think only homeless people picked up metrocards and stuff but I am tired of picking them up at least for this week.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

no short story yet

My entrance story to the world of Mixed Martial Arts can wait,
I will just show my youtube video here, go to about 2:00 min to get the interviews well that is the point I show up.


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Another fucking rainy day

Wow this is some bullshit how is it raining this much in NY. I honestly can't remember a string of this many rainy days. I am at work today so it doesn't really matter. This is my break and I had to go out of my way and check some other shit on the internet so I thought I would make a post. I got a short story I wanna try to put up later. Mostly true but video game related about myself.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Nigga bridge is falling down

I think this fits me better than me and jack:

Yo, yo Its just me and Paco, the Puerto Rican Vagina Finda.

Point # 2 of the day, this was the best Tuesday I have had in a while.
Point #3 of the day, I really love Curry Goat. I had not had it that much recently but damn whenever I go to the Bx now. I get me some!!!

Point #4 :face down, ass up
that's the way we like to fuck

Sunday, June 14, 2009

This is it. finally off on a Sunday. I will be going to a BBQ later today and also gonna stop by the PR parade soon. See whats going on over there.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

overload-----Faux vs Real

Ok not much to really report.Actually first, has anyone tried the Yuca Bar and Restaurant? Looks interesting on Avenue A in the city. I just had some extra time in the day so I felt like writing. I have been trying to watch more TMZ lately on Tv, it is funny I really don't like reality tv but love watching this shit. They had Jodi Sweedin on a few days ago (formerly of Full House) that woman has a body on herself. I mean is she even doing acting anymore. I could see her in some kind of show. She looked really hot and her boobs looked incredibly big. Megan Fox who is of course hot always seems to make to the show as well. She was just going through the airport and not even bothering to talk to the reporters from the show. I also always laugh when they interview the much older guest celebrities like Betty White and Jon Voight and stuff because it is awkward. it is like they want to talk to the cameras but not really. They say just enough I guess just to still get their name out there.
*NBA finals time again tonight. I like the Magic only to a degree I mean just enough to actually beat the Lakers and make everything right in the world. I honestly don't see that happening though. I would at least settle for Kobe Cryant to get punched in the mouth at some point durin the rest of the series. I still got beef with Kobe. We ain't friends!!!! I would punch him right in the mouth if I saw him right now.
*I was just thinking over the weird interaction of these website Myspace, Facebook, Yelp and other stuff. I remember a few months ago. I was heading to the Bronx on the 5 train. A few stops from where I get off and I look up and see this young kat maybe 18 or 19 but he looked so familiar. I am thinking hold up though I don't know that many 18 or 19 year old kids here in the Bronx. I was thinking maybe I know him from Fuse or something I was always on that show with the youg bucks but nope that wasn't it. I was WTF, how do I know this motherfucker. I probably don't know his skater/emo little ass. THEN it hits me, we both get off the train station and I see which way he was walking. I was oh shit, he is the boyfriend of one of my homegirls on Myspace. So I had never actually met him in the flesh but you know his pics are all over her page. She is older about 25 but is dating this younger guy.I just thought that was really funny interaction. I really thought I knew him but could not figure out from where then I just thought,MYSPACE that is it. Obviously I also remembered the way he was walking was the direction where the girl did live. I chilled over there before. I am sure many people have these weird moments like that you know, you could be sitting on the train and a guy next to you looks at you and says something like that "Hey, are you on my myspace page" Weird man weird, the world is fucking weird.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Aventura

Am I the only one that's extremely distraught after finding out that Aventura was in NYC last night? They were at a Best Buy, signing CDs AND a private concert at Nokia Theater.

Yeah Aventura sounds ok but I know I missed out on some of the hottest chick around. Would've been nice

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Oh so today was a day I was supposed to go to Jimmy Fallon show but I just didn't feel like it. hanging with these fucking tourists, ugghhhh. I do wanna see the show eventually though. It is cool to be off sometimes during the week. I love roaming around the city when it is so busy and not full of weekend tourists at least.

I went to the Nintendo World store first today. Maybe in a month or two I can get one. I guess if we get that other stimulus money coming through soon I def get it sooner than later.

Oh man, today was like National White Girl butt day. I mean it did rain later in the day but I saw some shorties with nice (I guess) daisy dukes. I saw some cheeks lets just say. I was just like fuck it is not that hot today. This one chick she had that lady gaga complex all guys were walking by going Gaga over her body (nice ass)
and all that, then they got a good look at the face and said out loud something like oh shit, horrible face. I tell you the white girls were showing off that butt today a lil more than usual in the city.

I actually wanted to see a movie today but then decided not to bother but strangely ended up at Red Lobster today to eat. I had not been there in fucking forever. Cheddar biscuits like WHOA!!!!!! It was really good though checking the spot in Times Square area.
So Nba Finals get going tomorrow, I mean the first game will defintely be cool but lets see how this series goes.


* Oh yeah on the train, this guy just looked so deranged and was looking at me. I wanted to be like "whats up motherfucker, why u keep looking at me" but seriously took a look in the guy's eyes and he was 1000% crazy. I had a Jets duffel bag but it clearly did not hit him but he just looked at me and said something like " You betta watch that bag, people out here are not in their right minds" so I was like did the bag hit you I don't know, Guess he just wanted to fuck with me. hey I know crazy and that is what he was, He gave me that cross eyed crazy eyed KURT THOMAS look. I said oh no I ain't tryin to fight this guy he might bite my ear off or something. It was just some weird shit. I mean even last week there were crazy things on the trains. I saw this I guess old black guy about 62 or so, just standing around then just yelled out something saying " I GOTTA CALL THIS BITCH". This is about 8:30 in the morning at the Broadway Junction train stop on the A train line. Then this fool just walks around the pay phone and starts pissing on him self right there on the platform. he did not pull the pants down a little or anything. Just pissed right through his jeans, I mean he did not really look homeless but who knows these days. Just that I GOTTA CALL THIS BITCH caught me off guard because he yelled it out after just standing there in silence for a while. I see other strange shit on the trains too but as an avid rider and traditional New Yorker it is really kinda, Seen it , done it, Been there, Done that. ------maybe the only thing that would surprise me is a hot midget (sorry little person) female giving a regular size guy some oral right there on the train, SHIIIIIIIIT, now that is something you don't see every day.

oh yeah here is supposed to be 5 shots for $10 unless you are Black

A group of coworkers went to The Continental after work. They let the mixed race group in, but when one of them left to make a phone call, they wouldn't let him back inside. They said it was because of how he was dressed. Then they let a guy in who was wearing an almost identical outfit. He was black. Guy they let in was white.

From the Gothamist:

"I made a bad call letting you in."

"What do you mean?"

"We have a dress code here. You have a sideways cap and baggy shorts."

At this point, I understand how clubs do what they can to control the climate at places. The rules against baseball caps and sneakers, etc. are generally to keep out a crowd they don't want. Most recently, as I waited to meet people for a newyorkers meetup that no one attended, I was told by a doorman that I could wear my cap forward or backward, not sideways, and I did so accordingly. I have no problem with rules. So I compromise and respond: "Where is your dress code written? I can remove the cap and I have a change of clothes inside."

"We can't do it. It's about a general vibe."

My eyes are fighting not to roll out of their sockets at this point. I tell the doorman I am going in to get my things. As I go inside to grab my bag and my friends, the owner GRABS me and asks me "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to get my things."

"You wait here. I'll get your friends and your things. You don't run this place."

What. The. Fuck?

My friends were both White. They apparently were wearing trendy "East Village" attire that consisted of Black jeans that stained of spilled mayo and black shirts with a patch that indicated that they worked at a restaurant that can be found in Times Square. The owner had nothing against what they were wearing, but when I repeated that I had that same exact uniform and could change into it, he repeated: "It's about the vibe. We have a regular clientele here. Once you're out, you're out. There are thousands of clubs in New York City"

As I waited on the sidelines boiling about this, I saw two other black men get ejected, one being in the group of my friends that came to meet us there. Unlike myself, he wore his complete work uniform. No cap, no sneakers, no "baggy pants." He wasn't allowed in and when asked why, the doorman gave no real reason.



***Fuck this place. The drinks are really weak anyway. I will just give them bad reviews on all sites that I am on.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The only things I miss about being in a relationship

talking,holding hands, sort of sense of belonging, cuddling,little arguments, the making up, Spooning, and rubbing a woman's toes. Oh yeah and burying my face in boobies. The kissing part not so much, I tend to make out with alot of drunk girls at bars.