Bracket Busters, Blowing up spotology and almost vegas time

Brackets, NCAA business. I can't believe Pitt lost. I was so fucking pissed sat night and I didn't even really see the game. I couldn't believe they lost to fucking Villanova. They are not even that good. They play some kind of pressure or trap defense and force alot of TO's. Oh well, now I don't care who wins. My favs are gone. I guess it would still be cool if North Carolina won.

I will be doing a NCAA style bracket thingee about some girls I dated and messed around with. Not 64 teams though, maybe 32. I will talk about every sore and every score, well not really. Blowing up spot time. Not everybody knows about my site here anyway. If some random girls that I used to chat bout seeing me business on here so be it. Chopping Broads 275 is in effect.

Almost that time. I have not been to vegas in so long. I mean seriously last time I was not even 21 then. I did go down last time in First class, that was truely magical. Got to eat steak and shrimp the whole way down. I was like "what are those losers in coach eating" Probably some stale cheese sandwich. This time it is more of a family thing though. I probably will stay away from the $10 hookers this time. I would hope they don't follow me though. I doubt I will even go to a strip club out there, my funds are limited.

I AM thinking about starting a Twitter as well. I know it is too fucking mainstream right now but I would like to track some celeb pages like The Real Shaq and Tina Fey and alot of my favorite porn stars.

Can't wait till next weekend, Fast and Furious is coming out and will probably see Adventureland as well.

To me Saturday Night Live has been very hit or miss the past couple of years. I still do watch it alot hopeing and just hopeing I will see something mind blowing. I mean "Dick in the Box" was generally funny I can't lie. I also did love "Jizz in My Pants", that caught me off guard. I guess I thought it would not be funny. "I'm on a Boat" with T-Pain was a little bit funny. The Natalie Portman rap was so overrated to me. I mean yeah I saw it at the time and then a fucking load of times on Youtube but it is still just barely good. I did like the part when she said "When I was at Harvard, I smoked weed every dayI cheated all my tests, and snorted all the yay." You know what though I still have not made my way to the audience of SNL. I wanna just be there at least once just for the experience.

I know it is pretty obvious but you know

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/26542/americas-unhealthiest-restaurants

I mean McDonalds getting a B+, this is bullshit. That clown nigga can sik my duck. I hate that place but the Filet o Fish is good and I am suckered by that clever advertising "Give me back that Filet O Fish". Very quirky and catchy. One of the best commercials with a talking Fish I have seen. I love White Castle and Wendy's so they are at least rated not that bad. TGIF is horrible, most smart people would know n0t to go there anyway. oH YEAH and Chili's is absolute death. I liked the food years ago but it is completely bad for you.

I've been a baller

I have always loved basketball. I just have not really been playing lately. I mean in 2008 alone, I would've never imagined that I would only step out on the court 4 times....seriously only 4 different times all year. I guess now it is more of a conditioning issue but also a real life issue. I have no health insurance at the moment so it is tough to keep it up. Timing is a definite issue for me too. I am a good defensive player and shot blocker but now that balance is off. There's nothing like tossing somebody's shot into the second row. The only down side is that every shot blocker gets dunked on sometimes. Way back in the day I only got dunked on maybe three times my whole life. Just part of the territory I guess.
To be completely honest one of the most fun games I had was about 4 years ago. I played in a friend's church league basketball game. It is funny though I came there just to watch but his team was really bad and he told me there were some no-shows. So he was like just grab a jersey and answer to that name. I mean seriously though other than my friend this was the worst team imaginable. I had a good game myself. Shot the ball about 14-27 from the field. Managed to hit two 3's. Went 0-2 from the free throw line. Did those a little of everything stats:
Finished with 30 points, 7 Rebounds (5 of them were offensive), 2 assists, 2 blocks, only 1 foul was called on me the whole game too. I did a horrible job holding on to the ball though and had 11 turnovers. This team was so shitty. My boy ended up with 42 points and 8 ssists and we still got blown out by over 30 points. So I didn't do much as a ringer. All in all a good day playing in a game I expected to not be playing in.

I used to Dj at that place on the weekends

I need a round of So-Co and lime shots:


I gotta be the one, make you see the sun like
I gotta be the one you suck, I gotta be the one you fuck
I gotta be the one you need, I'm just telling you Its gotta be
Its like I gotta be the one you love, Cause I will always love you so
I gotta be the one you need
I gotta be the one, make you see the sun like
I gotta be the one you love, I gotta be the one you hug
I'm just telling you, ITS GOTTA BE

Never did, I had a doubt

I don't know why but I really wanna hear M.C. Hammer "Can't Touch this" right now. I guess I can check on youtube real quick maybe even see it twice.
*Oh man I passed by the St. Patrick's Day Parade the other day. Saw some crazies at 42 and 5th it was about 12. I saw three near fights and a guy and girl argueing about who knows what. I couldn't figure if they were together or the guy was just begging her on some "Yo baby whats up", eded up giving him like a forearm shiver to the face and said " Get the fuck off me" then he spit right in her face as they were still walking which is really hard to do they were in a thick crowd and did not even stop and caught her on a dime. That was a tough broad she didn't even cry or flinch. Like I said he looked like he was tryin to go hug her but I mean damn she drank it like it was Sprite.

I think I need to become a seller on Ebay world once again. I really ruled the game with an Iron Fist on Half.com, selling there was different. You didn't need a credit card for every transaction type detail. Then the way they did business changed. I actually have some really useful Junk that I should unload like Movie Tickets to Angelika, AMC, Regal and National Amusements, Many cds that are brand new, a couple of cool band t-shirts and American Idol some kind of karaoke microphone. I had about 56 positive transaction way back in the day and only 2 bad ones but I really intentionally did not pay someone for that one.

this is weird. I am at an internet cafe right now and right across from me someone has left the computer and there is porn on it. Jenna Haze is fucking Lexington Steele. Now Jenna is a really small chick and I don't like bitches that skinny but i guess I am peaking over from time to time. The person either left or is in the bathroom, you know. It is just so random for someone to just leave like that and just leave porn going. I guess they had like 30 mins left and just said hey I don't plan to use this.

I don't know why but I am starting to like that song "I'm getting money" by OJ da Juiceman. I mean in general I hate the southern crap music. I don't get why Juiceman is so popular, he keeps his voice low so he sounds like a bitch. I guess myspace now has launched the careers of some kats for real. I guess talking about selling drugs that hard without sugar coating helps people like you too.

Can't believe it is so motherf'n hard to find some decent airfare to Vegas. I mean ok some shit is like leave on this day instead of Friday and it is almost $60 cheaper but then it is like damn I get another day in Vegas though. It is more of a family thing this time not an punani riddim finder episode or "Jordan is looking for new bitches" elite event either. I think I can just do that go from sat to thurs and save some dough that I can play with in the casino. I remember last time I stayed 7 days I was so partied out, drunk, smoked out and all that by the 7th day I was ready to cry and go home fast. I seriously thought airfare would be cheaper though since we are in this recession.

It would be nice to find something like this one the trip you know but who knows






Actually the paper I could win in the casino would be better

C'mon man, it is off to bad start monday already. I feel like I didn't have time to so shit last night. I hate the transition of working sunday into monday. It really does not feel good especially when you stay up sat night till 2AM then it becomes 3AM(automatically). I just got fucked I guess missing out on that sleep. I am getting older don't have that energy to go out to a strip club till 3AM on a weeknight then get to work by 7AM like I used to do.

Well

I really wanted to see The Watchmen today but I felt I would be shit out of luck because a gazillion people are going to see it today and tomorrow. I guess I will try to see it tuesday night at Regal at least get some free popcorn out of it. So I pretty much stayed around the house today, didn't really feel like doing much. I just did get to see the movie Sex Drive. Yeah, got it from netflix which is awesome and even more cool when it is free. It was really funny, so fucking juvenile but still entertaining. I think the way these comedies for shock values are these days do serve some purpose but it is not like an old classic like watching PORKY'S or something like that. SEx drive was seriously not that bad. Alot of vulgar sex talk and random tit flashes of course. The cast was really a bunch of nobodies with James Marsden (his character was such a douche). Check it out if you like dick and gay jokes, quotes like " We were just banging that chick in our car, yea super hard." and " We bought beer and rubbers and some lotion for your tits."

OMG I need a 360

Street Fighter IV is amazing. I have played it on PS3, Xbox 360 and the arcades. To me the 360 version is the best. The PS 3 controller are just too gay for fighting games sometimes. I wanna battle some fools from across the world. I played about 14 matches last week online at my boy's crib. I won half of the fights. One little bitch was talking all this mess on a headset and I just beat him twice with no mercy. I wish I had a headset to curse him out but then again I could've been playing again a 14 yr old kid who knows. All I know is once I used my Sagat character against his Akuma, it was RAPETIME, prison style too. LOL.

Damn this snow

It is really coming down homie! I mean shit I have not seen snow like this is forever. I honestly don't wanna completely stay home but don't wanna go to work either. It is gonna take too long to get anywhere. Well, here we go!