Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Why am I up at 5 Am

I just kinda passed out a midnight, now I just wanted to check up on some stuff on my Twitter and the I'm not a playa, I just Yelp alot site.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Close to fucking, but not that close

Lol, I tell you what. I met the hottest lesbian tuesday.I mean seriously I think I fell in love. I only talked to this woman once before but had a feeling she like women. She came in the store looking at some shoes. We were talking bullshit and everything but she was just so hot. She was from Brazil and just bent over every chance she got showing me that ass crack. I was like man, I can help you out if you wanna check out the man side of things. I know some grade A butt from Brazil when I see it. I was thinking more like I am the 19 Year old Mike Tyson knocking out all these late 20's and thirty year old motherfuckers and turn them back into rookies. Would've shown her she could be a rookie again with my cock.

*So I started playing this new game called the Free Metrocard game:

I heard from someone on another site this statement
"Curious. This morning I checked how much I had left on my Card. As always, there were a few abandoned cards on top of the metro-card reader. I swiped one of them, and BINGO....$4.05 left over"

I was like what I am gonna start picking up some cards near and not near a subway station and see what happens. So in the past two weeks I picked up about 90 cards or so and the total $40.83. Out of most of the cards the highest value was $9.00, some had $8.00 on them, and many had $1.00 or $1.80. We are in a recession why are so many people just throwing away metrocards with money on them. About two months ago I found an unlimited X-Press bus card that had 6 out of 7 days left on it so that was cool. Normal price for that was $41.00 a week. I enjoyed taking Express Bus for free. Oh yeah, I did have another seven metrocards I found that had stuff on them.
7 Cards: ended up with one card with $2.00 on it, one with $4.00, one with 5 cents, one with 3.50, one with $1.50, one expired week and one with 0.00. So GRAND TOTAL of free money: $51.88. I used to think only homeless people picked up metrocards and stuff but I am tired of picking them up at least for this week.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

no short story yet

My entrance story to the world of Mixed Martial Arts can wait,
I will just show my youtube video here, go to about 2:00 min to get the interviews well that is the point I show up.


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Another fucking rainy day

Wow this is some bullshit how is it raining this much in NY. I honestly can't remember a string of this many rainy days. I am at work today so it doesn't really matter. This is my break and I had to go out of my way and check some other shit on the internet so I thought I would make a post. I got a short story I wanna try to put up later. Mostly true but video game related about myself.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Nigga bridge is falling down

I think this fits me better than me and jack:

Yo, yo Its just me and Paco, the Puerto Rican Vagina Finda.

Point # 2 of the day, this was the best Tuesday I have had in a while.
Point #3 of the day, I really love Curry Goat. I had not had it that much recently but damn whenever I go to the Bx now. I get me some!!!

Point #4 :face down, ass up
that's the way we like to fuck

Sunday, June 14, 2009

This is it. finally off on a Sunday. I will be going to a BBQ later today and also gonna stop by the PR parade soon. See whats going on over there.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

overload-----Faux vs Real

Ok not much to really report.Actually first, has anyone tried the Yuca Bar and Restaurant? Looks interesting on Avenue A in the city. I just had some extra time in the day so I felt like writing. I have been trying to watch more TMZ lately on Tv, it is funny I really don't like reality tv but love watching this shit. They had Jodi Sweedin on a few days ago (formerly of Full House) that woman has a body on herself. I mean is she even doing acting anymore. I could see her in some kind of show. She looked really hot and her boobs looked incredibly big. Megan Fox who is of course hot always seems to make to the show as well. She was just going through the airport and not even bothering to talk to the reporters from the show. I also always laugh when they interview the much older guest celebrities like Betty White and Jon Voight and stuff because it is awkward. it is like they want to talk to the cameras but not really. They say just enough I guess just to still get their name out there.
*NBA finals time again tonight. I like the Magic only to a degree I mean just enough to actually beat the Lakers and make everything right in the world. I honestly don't see that happening though. I would at least settle for Kobe Cryant to get punched in the mouth at some point durin the rest of the series. I still got beef with Kobe. We ain't friends!!!! I would punch him right in the mouth if I saw him right now.
*I was just thinking over the weird interaction of these website Myspace, Facebook, Yelp and other stuff. I remember a few months ago. I was heading to the Bronx on the 5 train. A few stops from where I get off and I look up and see this young kat maybe 18 or 19 but he looked so familiar. I am thinking hold up though I don't know that many 18 or 19 year old kids here in the Bronx. I was thinking maybe I know him from Fuse or something I was always on that show with the youg bucks but nope that wasn't it. I was WTF, how do I know this motherfucker. I probably don't know his skater/emo little ass. THEN it hits me, we both get off the train station and I see which way he was walking. I was oh shit, he is the boyfriend of one of my homegirls on Myspace. So I had never actually met him in the flesh but you know his pics are all over her page. She is older about 25 but is dating this younger guy.I just thought that was really funny interaction. I really thought I knew him but could not figure out from where then I just thought,MYSPACE that is it. Obviously I also remembered the way he was walking was the direction where the girl did live. I chilled over there before. I am sure many people have these weird moments like that you know, you could be sitting on the train and a guy next to you looks at you and says something like that "Hey, are you on my myspace page" Weird man weird, the world is fucking weird.