Saturday, May 5, 2012

I hear the best way to get over a woman is to get under another one. I gave this little episode of mine some time but there are complete scheduling issues. I thought I met a girl I could really relate to. She is one I met from my imfamous Speed dating event but we have not been able to meet up again since March. She was in Miami hanging out and shit then the next week we were supposed to meet up I went to Las Vegas then the week after she said she was in Chicago. It is kinda funny I remember that speed dating event like it was yesterday.I even wrote down some of the names that I could remember incase I ever decided to do a blog for it.

So here is the concept: Speed Dating Event First room had about 18 guys and maybe 28 females, lol.

And here we go. Now I honestly don't remember all the names of course but it was a bad start just from the go. Started off with a Dominican girl named Maria. I got the vibe already that she was super bored and did not even want to be there. So I straight up said it like you must be here just because your friends are here. Ok, next I got a older maybe Jewish woman named Jean. I was like oh great this will be a long 3 minutes. She just looks at me like "You are too young for me, how old are you?". I was like its ok. I don't mind then I tried some bullshit conversation anyway like hey what do you like to do for fun. Then I met two twins or just sisters but they did look alike. I name I forgot the other was Maria. She was mad cool, she gave me her email address and everything. It wasn't a hey I wanna FUCK you vibe but still a good one. The other sister looked good too but she was not as friendly of chatty, they were separate dates not both sisters together, lol. Then I met a spanish godess named VALENTINA, oh man she looked fucking good but I KNEW she was not really here looking for a date. I looked over at her dating score card really quickly and she had not picked even 1 guy from the whole list of everyone she met that night. Our conversation was good though but she said her friends were there and she just wanted free drinks that night. She was hot as fuck though. I also met a chinese girl I think her name was Ting. She was not my type at all. This girl was way too skinny for me and she seemed to talk way too much and her voice was a bit annoying. Yeah it seemed like a long 3 minute date. I had to just think to myself on to the next one, YEAP. Then it was a few other interesting dates in between. I met on girl I actually knew from YELP but I played it off like I didn't know her. She looked cute in person I have to agree but not really my type. I had never seen her at any of the YELP meetups, I guess we just went to different events. Then I met another cute older Jewish woman but the vibe was not that great. I HAD ONE EPISODE where i just completely skipped over one chick cause I didn't wanna deal with her. I heard her chewing out the last guy that was at her table. Some punk rock looking bitch, she was wack as shit, NO BODY on her at all. Of course she was so offended that I skipped over her, she chimmed in 100 times and wrecked my date with the next girl, oh well who cares.. It was some real funny shit overall.. Sponsored by DR. PEPPER, they were some great drinks there I have to admit.

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