wow

Yeah, wow. Mets really keep losing. I mean it is sad. This season is not even worth watching on tv.

Boredom

Good Deed I did today: Helped an old lady walk to church. She could barely walk and I practically carried her for 5+ blocks ...


Twilight Zone moment of the day: I had a moment today where I tried to think of alot of women I made out with in the past and why my first real girlfriend became such a whore after she was with me.

Moment of poor judgement: Woke up really early for no real reason and watched some really bad unentertaining porn today

Moment of good judgement: I went to Walbaums and got a chicken roaster that will last me for days and also got a free tossed salad out of it.

Kelly Clarkson, please don't lose that butt

*I like that ass!!! She is not fat, just a thick southern girl.


The original 'American Idol' knows she's got a substantial tush, and she's more than okay with it. Kelly Clarkson admits to Now magazine, "I'm a fan of my butt." The 'I Do Not Hook Up' singer says, "I totally have no chest, I'm all butt. Ever since I was a kid I've had a bubble butt - I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, 'Oh my gosh, look at that butt!" In a good way!'"

OH man

I missed that event last night at Webster Hall, Lucha VaVoom. It was a burlesque and mexican luchador style wrestling event. I bet it was fun.

NBA Drafts from 1989 and 1993 First Round Picks

1989 Draft

1) Pervis Ellison · Danny Ferry · Sean Elliott · Glen Rice · J. R. Reid · Stacey King · George McCloud · Randy White · Tom Hammonds · Pooh Richardson · Nick Anderson · Mookie Blaylock · Mike Smith · Tim Hardaway · Todd Lichti · Dana Barros · Shawn Kemp · B. J. Armstrong · Kenny Payne · Jeff Sanders · Blue Edwards · Byron Irvin · Roy Marble · Anthony Cook · John Morton · Vlade Divac · Kenny Battle


1993 NBA Draft

1) Chris Webber · Shawn Bradley · Anfernee Hardaway (traded for Webber to Orlando) · Jamal Mashburn · Isaiah Rider · Calbert Cheaney · Bobby Hurley · Vin Baker · Rodney Rogers · Lindsey Hunter · Allan Houston · George Lynch · Terry Dehere · Scott Haskin · Doug Edwards · Rex Walters · Greg Graham · Luther Wright · Acie Earl · Scott Burrell · James Robinson · Chris Mills · Ervin Johnson · Sam Cassell · Corie Blount · Geert Hammink · Malcolm Mackey

*wow who was the biggest NBA BUST out of this 1993 draft, probably Geert Hammink, only 14 career games in NBA as a player.

Hey Hey

Give it up for the Dallas Cowboys. 0-2 to start the season with that 1 billion, 150 Million dollar stadium.

EPIC FAIIIIIIIIIIIIL

It is funny though.....Keyboard cat shows up again.

Happy Birthday to other famous September 13ths

I just found out some other famous people that share the same b-day: Fiona Apple (I already knew about), Bela Karolyi (Gymnastics coach), Michael Johnson (American sprinter), Also original Hershey chocolate maker in (1857), Jacqueline Bisset, British-American actress (Airport, Bullitt, Choices, Class) was born on the 13th, wow Nell Carter from Gimme a Break, (Also, did not know this) Stephen (Steve) Andrew Perkins (Jane's Addiction and Porno for Pyros) was born on September 13, 1967. Ben Savage from Boy Meets World, born in 1980. And Professional Wrestler Angelina Love, formerly of TNA just recently (I love her butt, it is a nice white canadian sort of thick butt)

algun chica con quien platicar

una mujer de nueva york.........

I am not sure of what to do for the weekend for celebration (its the celebration bitches, ITs Your birthday, no BITCH, ITS MY BIRTHDAY)

I would say a strip club but I dunno Mount vernon is kinda crazy these days, I love Sues but there are mad shootouts over there, even the hardcore NIGGAS told me go to another strip club. Well sunday I will be out all day, going to manhattan, dinner and a broadway something I guess. We''ll see maybe just dinner sat, strip club next time.

Random Youtubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-LvWKwh2U&feature=player_embedded

I approve this message

Fuck Jay Z and fuck Ticketmaster. how can this arena with 19,000 seats be out in mins? All there are are fucking scalpers that got the tix. I already saw someone on twitter saying he got seats but only if ladies give him head, so you can direct message him if you really wanna go.

Um what the fuck is this

How did I not know about this game?

Rocky

I defeated Ivan Drago in the game Rocky for the Sega Master System, you must over qualify during the three training sessions before each match.
1. Punching Bag Training: Score at least 85 (maximum punching power)
2. Speed Bag Training: Achieve 7 hits per second (maximum punching speed)

I just beat that motherfucker, holy buckets. I could not do it as a kid no matter how I focused. Now in fucking 2009 I got the win on sega master system emulator on computer

Facebook makes you find old friends, chat, then makes you realize why you lost contact initially, only to lose it again!

*I did find this one girl recently from junior high that I would like to really talk to again. She is mad far away though, lets see how this goes.

I know the entire Hollywood film industry is hurting right now

...But on the other hand the product that the business has been giving us is less than satisfactory. I used to see many, many more movies in the theaters back then. Most I would pay standard admissions or early matinee prices but also there are many screenings for free movies that can be attained if you look in the right places.
*If I can remember correctly, in 2004 I saw 42 movies in the theater. Mostly busy with also hanging out and work that is still ALOT of time in the movie theaters. In 2005, however the number ended up being something like 61 movies. Like I said some were free screening, some were from movie passes, not all full paid admissions. Now in 2009, I know I am so far no where near those numbers but it is because the product is not as good right now. Also, $12.50 is a whole fucking lot to pay for a movie. On average I hear most very famous movie critics like Richard Roeper and STuff seeing about 300 to 400 movies a year. (Yes that is their job but Jeez that is alot of fucking movies to see in a 52 week year minus holidays and vacations)

Tweet Tweet

I wonder what Merriman was thinking, the season is about to start.

but also I think Shawn Merriman did plan this maybe for sometime. Choking and threating to not let the girlfriend leave. I usually don't condone violence against women 96% of the time, but this is that 4% instance.

Anal

This kinda sucks I didn't see a rainbow this summer at all (Usually see at least one) I also didn't see any people having sex in public this year (sometimes you see it at a club or on the subway, ya never know). I guess I am a perv, I like to see other people fuck I get excited like Senator Palpatine from Star Wars when he was talking to Anakin.---I feel your anger, It gives you focus----

lol

Some girl just sent me a message that I should do this for this weekend:
smoke a free blunt lol and then bang her brains out lol and make sure u wear a rubber never know what bitches could have

*I tell you I do miss,An existence where none of my friends were in the Marines, pregnant, married, or dead.

i never knew unwashed vag could smell like beef, burnt popcorn, or CURRY.

*that is kind of like sometimes if you are waiting too long in a Wendy's or something and you hear the co-workers talking about some nasty shit like how one shorty was working the past three days and hanging out the entire previous night and she did not have time to even wash her coochie but yet she is the one touching your burger.

*What makes someone a New Yorker?
I think it is pushing someone out of the way when you are running for a train and not feeling bad about it.


*What was the worst thing you ever did?
i guess the worst thing i ever did was secretly taping the audio of my friend losing his virginity to a prostitute.

1/13/93

I got a secret admirer. I know it is not Nadine or Susan. I have no idea if her chest is booming with a nice face or butt. Susan did look good today. My secret admirer knows Susan. Nadine looks good also. Cynthia Perez is hot but I am going to put her on the side for now. They say she is popular. I want to meet my secret admirer! Who is my secret admirer? I felt so stupid just standing there watching Cynthia fight. Sean betta not mess with my Cindy again or I will beat the shit out of him. When she had my other friend's scarf in her bra I should've reached in and felt her tits, then gotten the scarf. They are advising me about forgetting about her!
I think I still have not gotten over Susan. Yesterday she looked scorching hot!
Notes: I want to see the Royal Rumble. I don't know if I can. If not I go to the comic convention of JJC. I haven't got any comics in a while. I want Amazing Spiderman # 375 and Punshier # 75.