Tuesday, May 19, 2009

DOC Whip Charts

Stretch Runner

1200m
Super Start, then do nothing until 880m (WP), at 600m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1400m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1020m (WP), at 600m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1600m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1040m (WP), at 650m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1700m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1150m (WP), at 700m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1800m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1170m (WP), at 700m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2000m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1250m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2100m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1340m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2200m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1340m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2400m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1380m (WP), at 800m (DP),
Fellas; grab ya dicks if you love hip hop - Ladies: rub ya clits if you love Big Poppa"



Oh man, best scene I've seen recently, some chick named Phoenix Marie getting fucked.


Oh yeah and this other chick Ricki Raxx. the most amazing woman in the world. U are seriously gorgeous, but what I like about you most is your eyes, they r mesmorizing. Perfect natural tits. Arabian roots = really fucking hot.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Sample

they took errrr jerrrbbbsss


1) (917): East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

2) 910): wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
(910): IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT

3) (917): Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
(212): Vagina

4) (614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

5) (408): carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
(415): be there in 3 mins

6) (617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

7) (901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

8) (703): maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
(859): i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

Hydra Technique= Rape Time

People you want on your side in a Bar Fight

1. Tony Jaa (Everyone gets a knee to the face)
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. Orochimaru ( Oh yeah , it is Rapetime)
4. 9 Tailed Demon Fox (If this gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes)
5. Galactus ( Oh Me Geeeee, We are all dead)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

...what?

what the fuck.

then you had to fly home together?

jesus christ.

what a dick.

Snuff him!!!

Try a 5 hour layover in San Juan.

I'm surprised i SURVIVED yesterday


?!?! fuckin' cuntbag


He wants to go fuck lots of little blonde things or something. WAIT A minute, maybe I need to go fuck lots of little blonde things, that's whats up.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Most anticipated in 09/10

I really wanna check out these flicks even though this summer movie season looks weak so far in general. I absolute hate Star Trek so will not be seeing that one and X Men Origins: Wolverine was a piece of shit (storywise). I hated it.

1) Entre Les Murs, 2) The Girlfriend Experiece starring Ms.New Deepthroat Sasha Grey, 3) Sin Nombre (well it is out already but didn't get to see it), 4) Sugar, 5) Moon, 6) H2: Halloween 2, 7) Pandorum, 8) G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (this looks bad from the trailer but I wanna see it anyway, 9) All the Boys love Mandy Lane, 10) Public Enemies, 11) Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (I'll see it just for the hell of it), 12) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 13) Inglorious Bastards, 14) UP

Round 1 Fight

Guess which event took place yesterday:

a) I got tangled up with a really big doofy white guy on the subway and I gave him a forearm shiver to the face and said Fuck outta here I'm Akatsuki.
b) I told a girl who did something really disgusting to me in Manhattan that I wanna spit in her face.
c) I saw a real official Hs girl fight. These were two girls really going at it. One really pretty one and a real manly looking chick.The short one's face got turned to hamburger she kept getting hit so many times in the face. I tried to break it up show that love. I got behind the short cute one and was like calm down sweetie why these bitches beating you down.

The answer is actually A. Also, partially C. I did see a fight but I did not go in a break it up. It was over by the time I got close enough.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

oH MAN, I am bored right now. I am thinking of joining the site POF. I think for the first time I kinda feel like I really need a girlfriend at this time. I mean at least especially for the summer. I mean this time last year I was just getting over that nasty cunt that fucked my head up then but last summer even I didn't have too many options as well. You know I am getting older now and meeting bird bitches off the train for a little fun here and there is just not working anymore. Myspace is fucking dead and abandoned as well and I am not really a fan of the drunk hookup bar scene well at least not here in New York.