#Random

#wecantdate If u like vagina for 29 days and only one day a month for the penis

#nowplaying I just saw the new Clipse video "Popular Demand" today, it was really good
about 23 hours ago from web

Listening to SLOW JAMS right now: #JODECI - Freakin' You
9:40 PM Dec 22nd from web

@MsAustinTaylor Cool I am a Virgo, but I get along really well with Aquarius
9:39 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to MsAustinTaylor

Listening to #Calle13 song ATREVETE right now
9:37 PM Dec 22nd from web

#ITSAlwaysunny I am now the DAYMAN
7:31 AM Dec 22nd from web

#iTSAlwaysSunny The Nightman becomes the Dayman
7:32 AM Dec 22nd from web

#THREEWORDSFORYOU JORDAN FOR THREE
10:08 PM Dec 21st from web

@oliviamunn Wow olivia you looked hotter than hot on the show today
5:35 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to oliviamunn

One thing I hate about the holidays is that it is so stressfull, emotional and physical stress added to your normal days
4:10 PM Dec 21st from web

I never felt this happy, excited and anxious at the same time since #CM Punk made his #WWE debut in August 2006.
12:46 PM Dec 21st from web

#DragMeToHell was very good but very FUCKING overrated....
5:57 PM Dec 20th from web
#omgfacts i told a girl in the club that i would lick her asshole clean
11:08 PM Dec 19th from web


@Lushedx what up. You ever go to the Croxles in the lower east side, yeah 10 cent wings are awesome.
10:07 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to Lushedx

I was shooting 3 points like Gallinari last night, Hit a three in this one kids face then just threw him on the floor and called him a bitch
10:05 PM Dec 18th from web

It is 1 AM and I did not even get drunk
10:01 PM Dec 18th from web