Friday, February 22, 2013

Ejaculate in a champagne glass

My friend and I caught the subway to H.S. The train was so packed like sardines. Anyway, some nasty MF jacked off on her. Good thing it was winter cos we both had thick winter coats on. I always stay by the door but she was standing holding onto a pole. 6 hours ago · Like · 1

Thursday, February 21, 2013

2 CHAINZ- Last year I saw him at that show 2/21/12

2 cigar rellos, look like extension Yeah I'm from the south side, her mouth wide My pack loud, My gat loud I back out, And click clack pow pow http://youtu.be/nd2WhQzBZNQ Spend it http://youtu.be/7rLVoXik6Lc RIOT -song from 2 CHAINZ

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Have had a serious case of writers block lately, maybe I should try wordpress, that can broaden my viewing audience as well.
The first time I took my partner to a club, he bought a dance from an alt-looking brunette, totally his type. I bought one from a slightly chubby girl who wasn't the hottest, but had a great smile. He got a lame lapdance and I got a super hot one. If you want a better experience than watching a distracted hot chick sway in front of you, choose your dancer based on body language and customer interaction in addition to looks.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

wwf old

http://youtu.be/D7xWAqNs8mY check this match or promo

secret sauce for halal food

1/2 cup mayo 1/4 cup water 1/4 tsp. horseradish 3 tsp. white sugar (divided into 1 tsp. each) 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1 tsp. lemon juice 2 tbsp. white wine vinegar ~1/2 cup Ranch dressing ~2 tbsp. Greek yogurt ~2 tbsp. sour cream ~2 tsp. dry dill weed

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Gold

What happened to her, the girl who had fun and parties, the one I met a year ago. You are no longer her. Wow never needeed the yellow girl, huh. He should not have said it that way, it sounds a bit racist.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

You learn a lot more from your mistakes than your successes. - "Are you tired? Because you've been running thru my mind all day" That is a cool pickup line. Wear fabulous underwear even if you are the only person that is going to see it.