Sunday, May 31, 2009

I wonder if this nigga really sells drugs like he says he does





I'm twerkin birds in so we workin
I'm twerkin birds in so we workin
I'm twerkin birds in so we workin
Packin a truck stop to train a back in
We big flip jug we tote it off the
Forklift
The way my plug kick ya think he
Had a black belt
My scale so big big boy can weight
It's damn self
2000 pounds of mid I sold dat shit my
Damn self
Washer full of cash dryer full of X
Pillz
Red rag in my pocket same color my
Vette is
My number lower than a ese from texas a
Quarter mil in da mail is an investment
A sniper rifle like a soldier in the
Desert
A eagle on me boy I'm known to tote a
Desert
I sack a ounce up before I sold a
Record
He won't a brick I told him meet me by
The checkers
I sack a pound up before I sold a
Record
He want a bet I told him meet me by
The checkers

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Sometimes I think differently

I was just randomly thinking today about what are most other guys perseptions of a girls weight and stuff. I don't necessarily like to call a woman fat at all. I mean there are different rules for different body types. I mean I work in a store so see all shapes and sizes on the ladies. I hear some ladies come in and say how they are fat and obese and they are a size "9" in Jeans and to me no where near heavy. I mean that is just how society is it is pretty fucked up. I dated a girl way back who was like 5'4" about 168 pounds but this girl was solid muscle. She played basketball and was on a team so she worked out with weights and stuff. I never thought she was fat and all but some other people perception of her is "oh she is just a big girl". Like I said 5'4" maybe normally that would be a girl with some extra love handles and all but in this case it was some dedicated weight training involved. I mean on the other hand there are girls that are say 5'9" and 160 pounds so the weight is more proportioned but something still doesn't look right. Not saying they are fat either but the look was just more sloppy. I mean the other woman at 5'4" is still considered Fat and a big girl by society but when the clothes come off let's say and they are both in a two piece bikini it struck me as odd like wow, this shorter girl weighs more than her but she is way hotter (in a sense). I betta stop talking before I get myself more in trouble. I like a woman of average size I would say but this is in America's standards today so meaning not a 5'5" woman that is 95 pounds soaking wet. That is the American media for you, women read these Star and people magazines and look at petite Jennifer Anniston all day long and think oh look at her i AM so fat and not looking like her. Well one thing is she has a makeup crew that really does a job on her before a photo shoot and two, everyone's body type in the world is going to be different. Guys, well some like big butts (like me), others are all about the boobs and then some like only 300 pound women.

**I have never really dated a large woman and now I think all these years I secretly did but I guess hid it just to fit in my cliques and stuff. I am now more curious than ever to be with a bigger woman, not just the sex part but the experience in general.

OH YEAH, Why do the girls with the bikini photos, pictures of their butts hanging out, big flashy boobs, photos kissing the camera, slutty clothes then ask for guys who aren't assholes?

Another thing is not all blowjobs are really good. Some women make claims they are the best at giving head, no matter what size big or small. There such a thing as a bad blowjob, some so bad you want them to stop. I had one seriously the last time I can remember. It was horrible. Another horrible thing is hearing a woman say "How much longer" when they are sucking you off. It makes it seem weird like you really despise this c'mon. As I am older now I look back and think at like age 16, or 17 Any girl that I knew gave frequent BJ's was ok in my book (not saying that I got some insane amounts) but you know some women complain about this and that. I mean getting head to most guys is very essential in a relationship. It is just a way of life. Like it or not, our human nature structure is there and that is what most men ask for from the hunny. There should be a way that a woman could be a guy just for one day to get that feeling we get as men when "they do the damn thing". LOL. You know what too all these years I don't think I honestly ever had just a handjob. It was either BJ or nothing. As far as I memory serves me. I cannot recall that.

Friday, May 29, 2009

wow, June 15th is coming faster than I thought

This day is almost finally here, I am leaving my secret society here in NY. I am ending my criminal past for good. I am turning in my ring and my book of secrets. Ny section will have to get on with out me. I have been holding it down for years me and my dude Chris been running fucking New York. The End is Nigh. Wow, all these years and it will be over.

AHHHHHHHHHHH, What the Bloodclot

Our eyes lock from across the room you down your drink while the rhythms boom, you order for me and skip the names, no need here for the silly drinking games. You down your drink Do you want one more? We can leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZZZ In my pants. JIZZZZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!

i hope I don't JIZZ too early at this party I am going to friday night.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

R.I.P

Oh wow, so sorry to hear about Mike Tyson's 4 yr old daughter just passing away. What a tragic accident. I feel sorry for his entire family. I also think this is something he will never forget. How unfortunate.
I think this idea for no cars on Broadway between 42 and 47th is really stupid. I mean yeah in the summer there will be ALOT of tourists around but now to me it will be even hard to get through those set streets without the cars. I mean damn you are really gonna have to make some cuts to get around the fucking tourists in that area. I am getting pissed off already and didn't even have to go through that new zone yet. That's all, opinion over.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

This guy got treated like a Ho

The girl was Chris Brown and he was Rihanna.


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

DOC Whip Charts

Stretch Runner

1200m
Super Start, then do nothing until 880m (WP), at 600m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1400m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1020m (WP), at 600m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1600m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1040m (WP), at 650m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1700m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1150m (WP), at 700m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
1800m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1170m (WP), at 700m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2000m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1250m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2100m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1340m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2200m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1340m (WP), at 750m (DP),
Rhythmic whip
2400m
Super Start, then do nothing until 1380m (WP), at 800m (DP),
Fellas; grab ya dicks if you love hip hop - Ladies: rub ya clits if you love Big Poppa"



Oh man, best scene I've seen recently, some chick named Phoenix Marie getting fucked.


Oh yeah and this other chick Ricki Raxx. the most amazing woman in the world. U are seriously gorgeous, but what I like about you most is your eyes, they r mesmorizing. Perfect natural tits. Arabian roots = really fucking hot.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Sample

they took errrr jerrrbbbsss


1) (917): East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

2) 910): wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
(910): IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT

3) (917): Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
(212): Vagina

4) (614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

5) (408): carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
(415): be there in 3 mins

6) (617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

7) (901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

8) (703): maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
(859): i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

Hydra Technique= Rape Time

People you want on your side in a Bar Fight

1. Tony Jaa (Everyone gets a knee to the face)
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. Orochimaru ( Oh yeah , it is Rapetime)
4. 9 Tailed Demon Fox (If this gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes)
5. Galactus ( Oh Me Geeeee, We are all dead)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

...what?

what the fuck.

then you had to fly home together?

jesus christ.

what a dick.

Snuff him!!!

Try a 5 hour layover in San Juan.

I'm surprised i SURVIVED yesterday


?!?! fuckin' cuntbag


He wants to go fuck lots of little blonde things or something. WAIT A minute, maybe I need to go fuck lots of little blonde things, that's whats up.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Most anticipated in 09/10

I really wanna check out these flicks even though this summer movie season looks weak so far in general. I absolute hate Star Trek so will not be seeing that one and X Men Origins: Wolverine was a piece of shit (storywise). I hated it.

1) Entre Les Murs, 2) The Girlfriend Experiece starring Ms.New Deepthroat Sasha Grey, 3) Sin Nombre (well it is out already but didn't get to see it), 4) Sugar, 5) Moon, 6) H2: Halloween 2, 7) Pandorum, 8) G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (this looks bad from the trailer but I wanna see it anyway, 9) All the Boys love Mandy Lane, 10) Public Enemies, 11) Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (I'll see it just for the hell of it), 12) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 13) Inglorious Bastards, 14) UP

Round 1 Fight

Guess which event took place yesterday:

a) I got tangled up with a really big doofy white guy on the subway and I gave him a forearm shiver to the face and said Fuck outta here I'm Akatsuki.
b) I told a girl who did something really disgusting to me in Manhattan that I wanna spit in her face.
c) I saw a real official Hs girl fight. These were two girls really going at it. One really pretty one and a real manly looking chick.The short one's face got turned to hamburger she kept getting hit so many times in the face. I tried to break it up show that love. I got behind the short cute one and was like calm down sweetie why these bitches beating you down.

The answer is actually A. Also, partially C. I did see a fight but I did not go in a break it up. It was over by the time I got close enough.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

oH MAN, I am bored right now. I am thinking of joining the site POF. I think for the first time I kinda feel like I really need a girlfriend at this time. I mean at least especially for the summer. I mean this time last year I was just getting over that nasty cunt that fucked my head up then but last summer even I didn't have too many options as well. You know I am getting older now and meeting bird bitches off the train for a little fun here and there is just not working anymore. Myspace is fucking dead and abandoned as well and I am not really a fan of the drunk hookup bar scene well at least not here in New York.

Deadpool, Son!!!!!!!

Twentieth Century Fox has begun development on "Deadpool," an "X-Men" spinoff that will be crafted as a star vehicle for Ryan Reynolds, who played the character in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."
The character is one of the most popular in Marvel Comics' X-Men universe. Deadpool is Wade Wilson, a mercenary who, dying of cancer, submits himself to the Weapon X genetic alteration experiment and emerges as an indestructible semi-sane anti-hero. Reynolds seemed destined to play the character. In one reference in the Marvel Comics, Deadpool is described as a mix between "a Shar Pei and Ryan Reynolds."

In one of the "Easter egg" endings of "Wolverine," Deadpool is seen rising from the rubble and whispering "Shhh" to audiences.

The film will be produced by Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel.

Fox is also in the formative stages of a "Wolverine" sequel that will encompass the samurai storyline that was hinted at as Wolverine sat in a bar in Japan as the film concluded (Daily Variety, May 4).More than one option(Co) Daily Variety
Filmography, Year, Role
(Co) Daily Variety

Friday, May 8, 2009

I gave in, I am finally on TWITTER snitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7POJjKRzTh8

Victor: Took a charter flight on a DC-10 to London,
landed at Heathrow. Took a cab to the city center.
Don't let people lie to you, hostels are for the ugly.
I'm staying at Home House, the most beautiful hotel.
Called a friend from school who was selling hash,
but she wasn't in. Met a couple of Brits
who take me to of all places, Camden Street.
I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs,
then follow some girls with pink hair.
I wandered around trying to get laid until it started to rain,
then went back to Home House. "Ministry of Sound" is dead,
so I go to "Rem Forum," but it's "Gay Night."
I find one hetero girl and we dry-hump on the dance floor.
We cab it back to Home House, I strip her clothes off
suck her toes and we fuck. Hung out for four or five days,
met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold.
Kept missing the Changing of the Guards.
Wrote my mom a postcard I never sent, bought speed
from an Italian junkie trying to sell me a stolen bike.
Smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it.
Saw the Tate. Saw Big Ben.
Ate a lot of weird English food. It rained a lot.
It was expensive and I'm jonesing-- split for Amsterdam.
The Dutch all know English so I didn't have to speak Dutch,
which was a relief. I cruise the red light district,
visit a sex show, visit a sex museum,
smoke a lot of hash. I meet a Dutch TV actress
and we drink absinthe at a bar called "Absinthe."
The museums were cool. Lots of Van Goghs
and the Vermeers were intense. Wandered around,
bought a lot of pastries, ate some intense waffles.
Bought some coke and I cruised the red light district
I found some blonde with big tits that reminds me of Lara.
I gave her 100 guilders. In the end, she pulls me out,
I come between her tits even though I'm wearing a rubber.
We made small talk about AIDS, her Moroccan pimp and herself.
I wake to the sound of a wino singing.
It's 8:00 a.m. and hot as blazes.
I pretend to ice-skate around Central Station.
Trade songs with a Kiwi girl, then split for Paris
Wandered the Champs-Elysees, climbed the Eiffel Tower
for only seven francs-- the ticket machine was broken.
Got the hang of the Metro, took it everywhere.
Ford model party, hooked up with a model named Karina.
She chugs my cock at the Marriott, which is good.
Played billiards, went shopping I think she gave me mono.
Drove a Ferrari that belonged to the Saudi royal family.
Made out with a Dutch model in front of the Louvre.
Saw the Arc de Triomphe-- almost became road kill.
"Oakie" invites me to Dublin, I catch an Aer Lingus flight,
stay at the Morrison-- Dublin rocks like you can't imagine.
Oakenfold lets me spin some discs with him.
Irish girls are small as leprechauns.
I swap hickeys with a drunk woman after groping my abs
and calling me "Mr.LA." She strips for me
in the bathroom of the club. Sneak into the Guinness factory
and steal some stout so good my dick goes hard.
I fly to Barcelona which is a bust.
Too many fat American students, too many lame meat markets.
I dropped acid at the Sagrada Familia,
which was a trip, to say the least.
Cruise up the coast to Museo Gala Dali,
but had no more acid, which sucked.
Some girl from Canada calls me on my cell,
so I let her listen to the church bells.
Canta Cruz is beautiful but there are no girls there,
just old hippies. So I went to Switzerland
where, ironically, I couldn't find anyone with the time.
Took Glacier Express to Shiltone
which is beautiful in a way I can't describe.
EuroPass into Italy, ended up in Venice,
met a hot girl who looks like Rachel Leigh Cook,
and speaks better English than I do.
She's living for a year on only $5.00 a day.
We gondola around, buy hash. She thinks I'm a capitalist--
my room costs more for one night than her entire trip.
She doesn't mind much when I pay the bills. I ditch her
and hook up with a couple who obviously want a threesome.
Much tension, but the doofus offers to drive me to Rome,
an offer I jump at. Traffic's bad, we're stopped for hours.
The wife's a freak. The guy wigs out on me.
It's like a Polanski film. We stop in Florence,
where I see some big dome. A bomb goes off
I lose the weird couple, which is probably for the best.
Ended up in Rome, which is big and hot and dirty.
Just like LA, but with ruins. I went to the Vatican,
which is ridiculously opulent. Stood for two hours
to get into the Sistine Chapel, which now cleaned, looks fake.
I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk
into fucking each other while I jack off onto them.
Bored, I buy them some ice cream instead.
My hotel has a gym, so I work out.
I bump into some guy from Camden who says he knows me,
but I'm sure that he's a fag, so I lose him.
I try to fart and instead shit my pants.
In my room I masturbate and have a pain in my groin.
I dream about a beautiful girl, half in water,
stretching her lean body. She asks me if I like it.
I tell her she can clean fish with it.
I don't know what it means, but I wake well-rested,
masturbate in the shower, and check out.
Make my way back to London, hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
Swap shirts with some upper-crusty Cambridge chick.
Hers was an Agnes B.; mine, it cost me my Chanel.
She acts stuffy and prudish, but is really wild underneath.
She barely looks at my abs, though she wants to.
The next day I drop acid and get lost in the subway
for a full day and can't find my way out.
I meet a cute girl that lets me jack off onto her
as long as no come gets onto her Paul Smith coat.
We get stoned while listening to Michael Jackson records.
The next morning, I wake up talking to myself.
I had a big bump on my head from flailing in my sleep.
I get my stuff and barely make my plane
back to the United States. I no longer know who I am
and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
So then I ended up back here.

What the bombaclot nah, da boy de piss him panties

Whats up with you....I am just watching the movie "The Rules of Attraction" on IFC. to me it was a really cool movie not great but on a scene by scene basis it was awesome. I loved the first scene and stuff where the characters were introduced like one with Sean saying the girl has dick sucking lips and what should he do. The best scene to me was the whole END OF THE WORLD PARTY and shit and the Hilarious scene with Victor talking about his European trip. That view of a story trip montage was cinematic excellence to me. I don't know like I said one a scene by scene basis this movie is flawless but it is like a dvd u need to own but know there will be parts you need to fast forward. I also loved seeing Shannyn Sossamon and that hot piece of ass, Jessica Biel. I'm not really sure how famous this director was but I liked his vision and the BACKWARD scenes were cool but a bit too many flashbacks. The story here is seriously a big Cluster fuck but that is cool though. I suggest you see this movie if you have not already but after the first 35 mins or so start fast forwarding because it gets a bit slow. ROCK N ROLL.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

What the Fuck, Black People and White People want their free chicken dAMMIIT

[UPDATE BELOW] Yesterday Oprah Winfrey thought she'd be nice and arrange for free KFC grilled chicken for everybody. Big mistake. The demand for free fowl has been so overwhelming that many people are having a dickens of a time getting their chickens because the website can't handle all the coupon downloads. This morning Grub Street compiled some of the more "heart wrenching" comments from thwarted KFC consumers on Oprah's site, such as "I'M MELTING CAN'T GET THE COUPONS PLEASE IS THERE ANOTHER WAY OF GETTING THEM ???? HUNGRY FOR THE CHIICKEN" and "Nice gesture since I am unemployed and a free dinner would have been nice. I could not download the coupon."

And now this harrowing report from the scene of a KFC on 42nd Street between Madison and Park has landed in our inbox:

I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?

More than a dozen calls placed to the KFC in question have been met with an ominous busy signal. We can only assume a riot squad is currently cracking skulls to save that last defenseless grilled chicken from the freeloading mob. Developing...

UPDATE: The photo seen here was just sent to us from our source, who returned to the KFC in question but was unable to get inside to assess the situation. We're told that "unfortunately the manager is now standing in the entrance and all of the patrons are inside since it's post-lunch rush." We can only assume it's a bloodbath in there. Still developing...


***I do hate this KFC location they always are some cheap bastards when it comes to you using coupons.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Surgical Mask count on the NY subway system that I saw on Friday = 4
Surgical Mask count on the NY subway system that I saw on Sat = 1


Swine Flu is causing too much drama, and to me people are not even wearing the right kind of masks. You gotta wear the real construction type thick joint.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

I was in early tonight but now I can't sleep my allergies are killing me. Lately I have been ok though but last two days forget it. I think it is time to watch some porn at 4:09 in the AM.



I was just about to say:
Current Crush: No one that is not in the porn game but I may have just fallen in love with a woman I seen on YELP.com and she wears orange glasses and has perfect lips. 1 or two ladies on my myspace page, I am definitely fans of as well.

Things I love: 1) Texting vs calling either or most cases but textin is mostly easier. 2) goin to the movies, well actually to the theater that is. I know everyone out there is trying to bootleg this and that but some movies you just have to see live and on the big screen. I am also a huge fan of foreign movies and Indies and those are much harder to find on the bootleg scene. 3) Spinach, yeah I love it well at least on my pizza. I don't eat a ton of veggies but I do try to eat this. 4) Women, yes I love women. The way they smell (Except for the chicks that wear like the $1.00 perfume with maybe baby powder smell, shit smell horrible. I mean strippers don't even smell that bad. Stop being cheap buy some real perfume), the way they show off that cleavage every now and then, The sexy accents some different women have. I don't see nothing wrong, WITH A LITTLE BUMP AND GRIND. 5) I really have not been to clubs all that much but it was nice to be in the spots in Las Vegas. Didn't get on my grinding as much as normal though but its all good. 6) Randomness: I really like something that really surprises me as being so random. You know like if you read someone's myspace page and it catches you off guard with a feeling like wow I am intrigued, slightly aroused and still almost afraid or confused about this person after reading their profile. 7) Music: I love almost all kinds of music, well no opera unless maybe the song from hitman Avi Maria. Hip Hop is pretty weak right now but that is what Ipods are for you listen to the old school music you grew up on and love. I think It is really so cool sometimes when you see some young bucks on the train listening to their IPODS talking about oh I like that Poison shit from BBD and that Just got paid is the joint. That is cool cause these songs came out before these kids were even born and they are embrassing it because it is new to them and they are looking to the past for good music. VERY SMART YOUNG PEOPLE, VERY SMART. 8) Nerds and geeks: I think it is cool that the nerdy look is sort of seen as cool now. I was so confused in Junior High because I was such a slasher/ tweener. I was way too cool for the complete nerds but not too popular for the jocks or the really POPULAR pack and not crazy enough for the GOTHS then not ghetto enough for the Drug runners or wanna be gang members. It was confusing. I had friends in all these groups but I guess when it came to what group was I truely in it was the nerd group but like I said I went to alot of parties and stuff and messed with alot of ladies so maybe I broke the NERD COLOR barrier. I changed the way some of these girls looked at Nerds. 9) Sports: Like sports alot, love basketball watching NBA and playing especially when I get to block someone shot on defense and tell them to come stronger next time. I loved wrestling as a young buck. It is still entertainment but not the same as when I was a kid. The business has completely changed. 10) I love being me too. Just how cool I am and how Versatile I really just am.

Friday, May 1, 2009

So Nas and Kelis are getting a divorce. I kinda can't say I am surprised. They were a serious power couple in the Hollywood scene and Rap game but Kelis seems just crazy. I don't think I could've lived with her this long and Nas I am sure had been dissing her lyricly for a while but hey these things happen. She is 7 months pregnant and cited Infidelity and verbal abuse. I am sure she gave mr. Nas plenty of verbal abuse from her end too.